The 39-year-old resurfaced as an English Professor at Angelo State University in Texas, looking rested.
In 1991, Ilan retired from acting after appearing in an episode of "Silk Stalkings."
Ilan has two children with his wife, Susannah.
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsDelurking on TMZ for my first post to say I'd do him!
He's cute. I'm hot for teacher.
Handsome, happy any well and reasonabledy well adjusted...escaped Hwood just in time.
He was always hot...and still is, wish I was still in school! You can teach me anyday. {{sigh}}
I've wondered what he has been doing. "Weird Science" was my son and I's favorite movie. Anthony Michael Hall, a sober Robert Downey, Jr. Priceless!. FYI, not everyone who has ever done a movie or tv show wants to continue the life. Nothing wrong with being normal. P.S. Chet, was the "Ultimate Douchbag!" Remember? "Did you spit in this?"
WIFE? But what about the semi-effeminate kitchen underwear scene? "It's a joke Chet!"
"He don't even have his license Lisa!"
"Well my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm Puuurfect!"
"Oh, I'm going to get to the bottom of this. But first I'd like to butter your muffin".
This guy has PHDs out of his ying yang. A very intelligent man.
You have to come to the TMZ comments section to see the term "out the ying yang" used properly.
Carry on.
"Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
Monica Lewinsky's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife for President:
Sorry, #16, the "hammer a spike" comment is from Real Genius, not Weird Science!
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