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8/2/2009 11:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Greatest House Ever -- SOLD!!!

When you're trying to sell a home, is there any phrase that could make it more attractive to potential buyers than "PLAYBOY MANSION ADJACENT"?

House next to playboy mansion

Hugh Hefner has unloaded his personal mansion for a cool $18 mil, according to Hot Property. The mansion had been on the market since early March with a listing price of $27,995,000.

It has five bedrooms and seven bathrooms -- but really, who cares? Look how close it is to the infamous grotto -- does anything else really matter?

"Excuse me Miss April, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"

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Ren:  904 days ago

This is sad ,Hef has alsheimers. No one knows ,

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toofastforyou!:  924 days ago

FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!! HAHAHAHAHA

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sugarmama:  924 days ago

I'm confused...the LA Times article mentions Hefner's wife. Did I miss something in the last few months? Is this a new wife or the one he had when he bought the property?

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I Will Take Being Born White Any Day - Thats Worth Much More To Me, #6:  924 days ago

I'd be spending a lot of time on the roof of that crib.

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hhm:  924 days ago

his music will keep us company for eternity...rip mj.

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Rob:  924 days ago

Have you been to the Palyboy mansion this decade? I can pull hotter girls at a dive bar. Hef's female guests used to be hot. Now the girls at the playboy mansion, are just like Playboy the magazine, BROKE!

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hamilTonyan:  924 days ago

sALLY YOU CRACK WHORE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. tHERE ISNOTHING ON THIS POST REGARDING mICHAEL jACKSON AND STOP WHORING YOURSELF AND YOUR mILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKING SITE

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hamilTonyan:  924 days ago

The advert for the ad probably said "great mountain views", nice scenery, fish pond nearby.

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twogolfcats:  924 days ago

Isnt it STRANGE how PIMPS, PROSTITUTES, DEGENERATES, and LOW-LIFES can become wealthy in this country- Hefner is living proof people with NO MORAL CLARITY can become millionairs of f the BODIES of young, beautiful BIMBOS who sell their sould for a BUCK$$$

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Jasmine:  924 days ago

Oh yeah it would be a great selling point, NOT!! Don't want to raise my kids around a bunch of skanks who exploit themselves for a buck. NO THANKS. Nice to see the recession has even hit the porn man.

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Larry Hagman:  924 days ago

Sell both mansions, find a lavish old folks home and retire from public life/facade.
Close down passe magazine publishing business.
You once were a king but now you're a sad caricature of your former self.
People smooch your backside and then laugh behind your back.
The women you once surrounded yourself with and looked studly doing it have been replaced with brainless pretenders that make you look like some perverted old grandfather.
Farewell Playboy lifestyle, you're as relevant now as bowler hats, handlebar mustaches, and buggy whips.

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Larry Hagman:  924 days ago

And I don't care how much the grotto has been scrubbed and sterilized, I'd hate to think of whose whats are still floating around in there.

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barry Gordy is genius:  924 days ago

I simply can not afford that house. I would, however, like to attend a Playboy party :-)

To all the immature haters on this site, leave Mr. Hefner alone. He has/had the fortitude to create an everlasting empire. He is proof what could be accomplished in one's lifetime. He is iconic and the personification of The American Dream. You're all just mad because he lives the lifestyle you could only dream about. B*tches.

PLAYBOY IS KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD.

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Non-believer:  924 days ago

I agree with #6. That places needs to be gutted and re-done from the floor up. It's looks as bad and tacky as Graceland. Yuck...

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Nuts:  924 days ago

I would say the amount of come came there would fell the grotto.Tear it down and send in hazard contol team to clean it out.

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