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When you're trying to sell a home, is there any phrase that could make it more attractive to potential buyers than "PLAYBOY MANSION ADJACENT"?

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Hugh Hefner has unloaded his personal mansion for a cool $18 mil, according to Hot Property. The mansion had been on the market since early March with a listing price of $27,995,000.

It has five bedrooms and seven bathrooms -- but really, who cares? Look how close it is to the infamous grotto -- does anything else really matter?

"Excuse me Miss April, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"

Tags: grotto, hugh hefner, HughHefner, mansion, playboy

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1. FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 11:36AM on Aug 2nd 2009 by toofastforyou!

2. I'm confused...the LA Times article mentions Hefner's wife. Did I miss something in the last few months? Is this a new wife or the one he had when he bought the property?

Posted at 3:26PM on Aug 12th 2009 by sugarmama

3. I'd be spending a lot of time on the roof of that crib.

Posted at 11:58AM on Aug 2nd 2009 by Crank Up The Telescope

4. FORGIVE ME FOR BEING A RACIST

Posted at 11:59AM on Aug 2nd 2009 by RICK

5. his music will keep us company for eternity...rip mj.

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Posted at 12:39PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by hhm

6. Have you been to the Palyboy mansion this decade? I can pull hotter girls at a dive bar. Hef's female guests used to be hot. Now the girls at the playboy mansion, are just like Playboy the magazine, BROKE!

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by Rob

7. sALLY YOU CRACK WHORE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. tHERE ISNOTHING ON THIS POST REGARDING mICHAEL jACKSON AND STOP WHORING YOURSELF AND YOUR mILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKING SITE

Posted at 1:00PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by GUESS WHO

8. WHO GIVES A RATS ASS!!

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by jobie

9. The advert for the ad probably said "great mountain views", nice scenery, fish pond nearby.

Posted at 1:22PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by hamilTonyan

10. Isnt it STRANGE how PIMPS, PROSTITUTES, DEGENERATES, and LOW-LIFES can become wealthy in this country- Hefner is living proof people with NO MORAL CLARITY can become millionairs of f the BODIES of young, beautiful BIMBOS who sell their sould for a BUCK$$$

Posted at 1:25PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by Raffaele Zuccaro

11. Oh yeah it would be a great selling point, NOT!! Don't want to raise my kids around a bunch of skanks who exploit themselves for a buck. NO THANKS. Nice to see the recession has even hit the porn man.

Posted at 1:40PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by Jasmine

12. Sell both mansions, find a lavish old folks home and retire from public life/facade.
Close down passe magazine publishing business.
You once were a king but now you're a sad caricature of your former self.
People smooch your backside and then laugh behind your back.
The women you once surrounded yourself with and looked studly doing it have been replaced with brainless pretenders that make you look like some perverted old grandfather.
Farewell Playboy lifestyle, you're as relevant now as bowler hats, handlebar mustaches, and buggy whips.

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by Let's be done with it

13. And I don't care how much the grotto has been scrubbed and sterilized, I'd hate to think of whose whats are still floating around in there.

Posted at 2:06PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by Let's be done with it

14. I simply can not afford that house. I would, however, like to attend a Playboy party :-)

To all the immature haters on this site, leave Mr. Hefner alone. He has/had the fortitude to create an everlasting empire. He is proof what could be accomplished in one's lifetime. He is iconic and the personification of The American Dream. You're all just mad because he lives the lifestyle you could only dream about. B*tches.

PLAYBOY IS KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD.

Posted at 2:48PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by coital fanatic.

15. I agree with #6. That places needs to be gutted and re-done from the floor up. It's looks as bad and tacky as Graceland. Yuck...

Posted at 2:19PM on Aug 2nd 2009 by Stephen's girl

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