Greatest House Ever -- SOLD!!!

8/2/2009 11:55 AM PDT

Greatest House Ever -- SOLD!!!

When you're trying to sell a home, is there any phrase that could make it more attractive to potential buyers than "PLAYBOY MANSION ADJACENT"?

Hugh Hefner has unloaded his personal mansion for a cool $18 mil, according to Hot Property. The mansion had been on the market since early March with a listing price of $27,995,000.

It has five bedrooms and seven bathrooms -- but really, who cares? Look how close it is to the infamous grotto -- does anything else really matter?

"Excuse me Miss April, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"