TMZ's Vacation Disasters Contest -- WINNER!

1. balls

Posted at 2:56PM on Sep 8th 2009 by balls

2. Yikes!

Posted at 3:23PM on Sep 8th 2009 by mrez golucky

3. Where is the regular b day disaster, not 21st...but more like going to Miami for your b day and the worst thing happens!!!....iam waiting Harvey....!!

Posted at 3:47PM on Sep 8th 2009 by alinan

4. Cuban mosquito bites? I'd watch everyone of those red blotches for bot fly larvae. ICK.

Posted at 4:11PM on Sep 8th 2009 by Patty

5.

Yeah they come to snuff the KOOKSTER

You know he ain't gonna die

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Posted at 6:46PM on Sep 8th 2009 by FREE SPEECH FOR KLOWNS

6. Hi, stupid question... what is the EMAIL ADDY to submit to these contests? I am on a laptop without email program, and it is trying to run outlook wizard, but I don't want it on this PC...I'd like to submit though, what is the addy, or url, please?
Thanks in advance.
~Christo

Posted at 8:39PM on Sep 8th 2009 by Christo

7. Those bites remind me of a vacation to Florida. I didn't get THAT many==I had around 35 bites. Itched something fearce==wanted to use a brillo pad on them and they lasted a week.

Posted at 8:52PM on Sep 8th 2009 by DaWolf

8.
Health experts agree that it's impossible for nature to have created the swine flu. They say it was created in a LAB.

"Cui bono"

Posted at 10:22PM on Sep 8th 2009 by Cui Bono

9. same thing happened to me after visiting family in Nayarit, Mexico. I came home with 160 mosquito bites. I marked each one with a pen to not count them twice.

Posted at 9:58PM on Sep 9th 2009 by belen72

10. those aren't skeeter bites those are bed-bug bites!

Posted at 8:18AM on Sep 9th 2009 by D