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Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?

9/17/2009 2:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Where to begin?!?

Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?

1) Smiling whilst performing hard labor for beating your girlfriend is generally considered bad form.

2) Felons convicted of assault aren't ideal candidates for wielding a hand saw.

3) Employing the services of a private bodyguard seems like overkill when police have it covered.

4) Brown is using his third-wheel bodyguard to promote the T-shirts he's been twittering about. We didn't know billboards were allowed in Richmond.

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o    

WHAT

1827 days ago
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o    

2

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o    

3 u 2 slow

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o    

u 2 slow ppl

1827 days ago
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get the fuk over it    

damm tmz leave him the hell alone

1827 days ago
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King of TMZ    

10th :D... Do not support this JackAss stop featuring him and giving him fame/publicity! period.

1827 days ago
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radarluv    

He is such a tool. He is mocking his punishment and his crime. He just does not get it at all. Why does he need a bodyguard? Rhianna didn't have that option when he beat the heck out of her. He is not a man in any form. Other felons don't have bodyguards, if he went to jail would he have one there? He really is laughing at the judicial system.

1827 days ago
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Dina    

This is hilarious! Keep it coming TMZ!!!

1827 days ago
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Paparazzo@frog.cc    

Chris Brown doesn't have the balls to touch a man. He's the bitch in that situation! Ha! Ha!

1827 days ago
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Trev    

wow what a tool for promoting his t shirt through his body guard.. and check out the news report of this, the news reporter roosts him http://www.jeejuh.com/?u=21012

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mrez golucky    

Yikes! That's scary!

1827 days ago
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jen    

He's wearing a wifebeater....how appropriate.

1827 days ago
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Professor Obvious    

This may come as a shock to most of you sissified little snot bubblers, but what he is doing is not "hard labor".

1827 days ago
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Homer    

A Dingo Took My Baby!

1827 days ago
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Dina    

@ #7 he ABSOLUTELY DOES need a BODYGUARD. Those armed cops love that a 20 year old kid who made a BILLION TIMES more, this year alone, than they will ever make in their lives is serving hard time in the heat. If a crazed fan or some other psycho BUMRUSHED Chris, the cops would "unfortunately" have been paying attention to something else at the time.
His personal bodyguards NEED to be there. I'm not defending Chris, but they would love for him to get hurt out there.

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