Trudie Styler in the Hat

First Bitchesssss!!!!

yall need to stop lol

Sting's gonna be P.O.'d

TMZ, WE'RE WAITING. Why did you refer to Usher's wife as his baby mama? Kate Gosselin is going through a divorce as well why have you never described her as Jon's baby mama? or do you only refer to african americans in that fashion? OWN UP TMZ

Poor Cat In The Hat........

Whenever I see her, I think back to her and Sting singing the praises of tantric sex on Oprah. Not only did it sound drop dead boring to me, I was convinced that while she was all starry-eyed about her hubby, he was probably going outside their couple for rough, kinky sex. Yeah, yeah, I'm a bit of a misandrist, I know.

Whenever I hear of that tantric sex business, I imagine and old fart and his fartesse shuffling about the boudoir, wearing saffron togas with fancy headdresses, not touching but dancing at each other like MechaShiva from Venture brothers.
Gimme hot and sweaty and real any day to that.

She looks like a Leprachaun and Mr. Spock rolled into one fugly dude

I'd say she looks more like the Grinch

http://chud.com/nextraimages/GrinchHolyFreakingEvilF.jpg

Too funny. And true.

Spot on!

never quite understood what Sting saw in this chick. She was OK back in the day, but Sting could have pulled a chick from a live show almost at random and did better than this.

The cartoon picture looks better and not so scraggy

Looks like she's growing a mustache.

Still waiting for you to compare NANCY GRACE to THE ALIEN HOOKER on Mars Attacks! Every time I see her face, I think of the alien that bit off Martin Short's finger!!