Johnny Damon Shirts Himself

1. First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:21AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Simone

2. KOOKY I NEED A RECIPE! I'M IN A BAKING MOOD!
KANT STOP THE KOOK

Posted at 12:23AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Kooky for Kooky

3. The shirt is awesome.....this is what is in style......Love the paisley.....are you nuts????

Posted at 2:37AM on Nov 10th 2009 by msroncon

4. TMZ, I loved the comment about his shirt!!!!!!!! You are really mean!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha.

And, of course, I agre with you!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaa.

Posted at 12:23AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Simone

5. hey simone! is this THE simone or your evil twin?

Posted at 12:25AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Kooky for Kooky

6. I am the real Simone. How are you Kooky fan????!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaa.

You really seem to be a huge Kooky fan!!!!!!!!!!! ; )
Hahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahaha.

Posted at 12:27AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Simone

7. oh i'm glad it's the real you! i'm hungry. i was hoping to catch kooky so that krazy klown could send me a recipe! yum yum yum yum
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha simone you sooo funny hahahahahahah
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Posted at 12:31AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Kooky for Kooky

8. /////////I'm an idiot//////////simone sucks me off/////////alan is a circle jerk/////
Balls ain't got none////////////////////////////////////1 brain 4 idiotsHAHANAlolol
Lolololololo/////////////////////////////////////get a life////////////oh I don't have one
////////////////////everyone will leave site and you'll be left with these 4 numb nuts
///////////////////////////////////////thanks for over 75 emails in support and counting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:35AM on Nov 10th 2009 by republican mensa

9. Reminds me of the exchange in "The Flamingo Kid"...

"I'm gonna be sick."
"Hey, don't get sick on my shirt."
"It's your shirt that's making me sick."

Al K Hall
Functional Alcoholic Slurperson
(No, REALLY. If you don't believe me, Google "Slurperson".)

Posted at 12:35AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Al K Hall

10. Meh, the shirt's not so bad, but the skank's gotta go.

Posted at 12:37AM on Nov 10th 2009 by What was she thinking posing like that?

11. Kooky is retarded and a waste of carbon, he needs a JOB. And he needs to be BANNED Because he keeps breaking rules, he's never said anything relevant.

Posted at 12:40AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Simone

12. 11. That bitch is fly!! you're either gay or one of those losers that can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror and feel better by picking apart more attractive people. That's like half the tools and skanks that post on this site. A picture of Allesandra Ambrosio, the most beautiful goddess on earth, will be posted on here and all the ugly people will write about how her knees are disproportionate or her left pinky toe is crooked or sumthin..lol.. pathetic

Posted at 1:11AM on Nov 10th 2009 by M Dizzle

13. That shirt is smokin'! Doesn't anyone at TMZ have a true fashion sense? Paisley is back with a vengeance.

Posted at 1:25AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Ken

14. Simone,
Nobody says anything relative on this site. It's TM-freaking-Z!!!
KOOKY RULES!!!!

Posted at 1:27AM on Nov 10th 2009 by Kooky Fan

15. Whoa, whoa, whoa .... what do you mean about his top half being ugly??? He is a hell of a lot better looking than me, and he got a gazillion bucks and he is responsible for the pin stripes winning the World Series. There is nothing wrong with JD, absolutely nothing.

Posted at 1:58AM on Nov 10th 2009 by George