Kevin Jonas -- Post-Coitus

That caption was perfect.

Oh please! They weren't virgins - don't be daft.
Really funny post though!!

Such bad taste...but what is to be expected of TMZ! Leave them to their honeymoon - go chase after Lindsay Lohan or something!

They are smiling for two totally different reasons. He's smiling b/c he's no longer a virgin (supposedly). She's smiling about that huge rock she scored for defrocking him.

That is one WHITE white boy! HAHA

Oh Jesus, another texting addict! What the h*ll is she texting? She's on her freaking honeymoon! She should be focusing on her husband, not on her texting-addicted friends!

That hand position and hunched over posture is a sure sign that someone's a loser.

HE SEEMS A BIT...FRUITY. This may be a good cover up!!!

ROLMAOO...HIS LOOK SAYS IT ALL....DAMN ALL THIS AND I STILL LIKE MEN.THANKS MA BUT THIS WET STUFF ISNT FOR ME.

Typical relationship. She has a big smile on her face and he has "That's it?" look on his face. Give him Tiger Woods' phone number. They can hang out together.

Place your bets ladies and gentlemen! We got 6 months, 3 months. A year if she gains weight. Oh, and he wasn't a virgin my friends, disney keeps a low profile so girls can love them and buy their crap during their 15 minutes which ended already. She'll take half of his leftover money. Then the queer will be hungry for fame again. Place your freaking bets ladies and gentlemen!

What's the betting line? I give it until May.

He looks confused!!! Poor kid!
Lol!!!

You know that sex was sooooooo bad for her, hope all that Disney money is worth it.

I had sex with a girl and all I got was this lousy honeymoon. :(

C'mon TMZ. I'm the meanest girl on the planet and even I think this goes too far. Let them have their honeymoon in peace. No one comes out of the gate "porn star" material.