Trippin' Out!

JACK APPEARS TO BE LACTATING.

As you first reported??? You said Charlie was in jail and had to stay there until he saw a judge. Wrong! You inferred he was arrested
for domestic violence, but had no clue who else was involved. You printed a story before you had the facts. What's new? Duh, duh, duh...hi mike, hi max. Arf arf arf...hi girls. Oh, hi to the inactive (for over a decade) "lawyer".

Oh Jack... get a bra PLEASE!!

You know it just wouldn't be the holidays, if not for the mincing, kvetching, and blood-shed.
"yOu NeVeR SaId YoU LoVeD mE!"
-barf-
kisses!