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Lindsay Lohan -- Everything's Ducky

5/16/2010 11:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

If you hear Lindsay Lohan tell it, everything couldn't be going better -- she says she's making up traffic school like crazy ...  even though she's been in New York and now she's on her way to Cannes.



As TMZ first reported, Lohan has completed nine traffic school classes out of the required 13. Her DUI progress report hearing is Thursday and she's in France.

Lohan, who is clearly living in the world of denial,  says she needs a few more weeks to fully complete her traffic school obligations.

The judge has made it clear -- Thursday is D-day, and if she is in violation of probation LiLo is going to jail.  And, if Lindsay is shy of 13 on Thursday, the judge will almost certainly issue a warrant for her arrest if she doesn't show up for court.

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46.

JLS    

WOW WOW WOW! Just watched the video! It's REAL clear she's learned to lie with ease. She says Ali is in school every day..HUH? She's frequently in Los Angeles for a week learning how to be an addict. Lindsay also states she's busy working. At what? Staying out all night snorting in the club bathroom? OMG this girl has no sense of REALITY whatsoever. Her voice is raspy and she looks like she's 40 at 23. I believe her dad. Trouble is, with a horrible enabler liar mother, she's done. I'd bet she will be dead by year's end.

1559 days ago
47.

dane    

I'm sick of these Lindsay reports where it's almost like you're telling Lindsay what she should be doing and where. She is 23 years old, she can do whatever the hell she wants, including going out and partying until 2 or 3 am when she has a deposition the next day. That is her decision and it's not tmz's place to tell her if that's right or wrong. And how do YOU know that she is not completing her classes? You keep saying "she is going to jail, she is going to jail" over and over, but I'm sure that she isn't, and I feel like all of these false reports you keep writing are going to make the Judge think that she is being irresponsible when she probably isn't.



I don't mind reading fun and retarded gossip on here, because that's what most of it is, but you are now possibly affecting her future with your BS. Go back to reporting about her hair color or something.

1559 days ago
48.

Leah    

First of all Lindsay is living in a alternate reality, she has so many issues that she needs to work out. Second, why is she bashing TMZ you are only trying to report what is really going on.



TMZ is the best!!!

1559 days ago
49.

Linda    

Lindsay will probaly tell the judge she had a death in the family and get more time. Shes got it figured out. I just hope the judge takes this case like everyone else. People are going to really raise hell if she gets out of what the judge ordered. But when it comes down to it the judge is the judge. All I know dealing with someone that has a alchol or drug problem is hard.

1559 days ago
50.

thomas    

Assuming she really did throw a drink in a woman's face, why didn't the woman press charges or the bar security kick her out and warn her not to come back?



Just picture if she'd been arrested and couldn't come up with cash for bail in NYC.

1559 days ago
51.

Tommy    

Come on you guys ---- This is frickin "great"!!!!! I can't wait until Thursday and she is in the slammer. Hope she cries her heart out. I just wish the cameras could follow her into her cold dark clammy cell and watch her wine... Daddy's little girl... HA HA HA HA... What a joke....

1559 days ago
52.

Idiot!    

"Lohan, who is clearly living in the world of denial, says she needs a few more weeks to fully complete her traffic school obligations."



There it is right there; she's totally irresponsible. She obviously thinks that the rules don't apply to her. She ignored what the judge said, took the classes whenever it was CONVENIENT for her to do so, and intends to tell the judge that she's way too busy to complete her required sentence. Unfortunately for her, the judge is going to kick her asssss in court & sentence her to jail. I hope she gets the hell kicked out of her in jail.



Btw, this 800 pound gayyyyrilla needs to crawl back into the closet. Either that or date Harvey; harv's always looking for a new gayyyyboy to homo around with...

1559 days ago
53.

SantaFeJack    

What is with TMZ's obsession with Lohan? And even more lately about whether or not she's going to be sent to jail? The lawyer in Harvey just can't seem to let this go. How 'bout we wait and see on Thursday instead of these nearly daily speculations? To me it appears either the entire Lohan family is in total denial, or maybe, just maybe, their lawyers have got something up their sleeves that they have not shared with the public (or Harvey Levin).



Anybody else getting kinda tired of TMZ's fixation on this family?

1559 days ago
54.

HOEZAY    

I SWEAR TO GOD BUT I BELIEVE THAT HALF IF NOT ALL POST ARE FROM MICHAEL LOHAN!!




ALMOST ALL OF THESE POST ARE ABOUT HOW YOU WISH SHE WOULD JUST GO AWAY..AND WHY DOES SHE GET SO MUCH PRESS FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING!?



THEN ANSWER ME THIS WHY THE **** ARE YOUR READING THIS POST, LET ALONE LEAVE A DAM COMMENT! YOUR PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT!!! ITS SIMPLE YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER THEN WHEN YOU SEE A ARTICLE IF IT INVOLVES LINDSAY WHY NOT JUST IGNORE IT!!! ILL TELL YOU WHY BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT SHE IS DOING EVERYONE IS FASCINATED WITH HER!!! SO STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DO CARE WHATS GOING ON WITH HER!!!




AS FOR LINDSAY, I HOPE SHE IS IN COMPLIANCE...I HOPE PROMOTING INFERNO GOES WELL, & BEST OF LUCK TO HER WITH ALL HER PROJECTS!!!

1559 days ago
55.

nahiku    

How old is she???? She has the face and voice of an alkie middle aged person.

1559 days ago
56.

carol    

dont kno if it is my immagination or what, but tmz has a penchant for reporting on skanks, sleeze. men and women......??? is that what the consumer wants or is that all you know how to report on.? curious.

1559 days ago
57.

Laurie123    

Why would she worry about jail, when she knows she will end up spending 15 - 30 minutes in all, just like all those other celebrities that were "jailed"? Hulk Hogan's ex-wife, just last week - was sentenced to 19 minutes!!! The system is ridiculous, so no, she's not scared.

1559 days ago
58.

drew    

Please, Oh Please, send her to jail.

1559 days ago
59.

Kennedy    

My guess is her "people" have already been in touch with the judge and have "worked out" an agreement allowing her to complete the classes post Cannes. She is a dirty skank that has lived an entitled life, the world will be a better place when I get the email hit from celebritydeathbeeper.com announcing her drug overdose..............

1559 days ago
60.

Jon Do    

Forget Lindsay. This is Erroll Kushkinoff. Hes new to America. Show your support.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SLM539lsuc

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