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11/6/2010 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It's "Nutcracker Lady" Arlene Wagner!

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Sources connected to the production tell us Wagner -- who opened the Leavenworth Nutcracker Museum in Washington back in 1995 with her husband -- was picked to be the first guest on "Conan" ... and will be flying to L.A. on Saturday.

Wagner was one of twelve people named in Conan's first guest online poll -- which included big names like Jack Nicholson, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Pope Benedict XIV.

His first show is gonna be nuts.


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1.

sem    

LAME.

1416 days ago
2.

Kyle    

OMG it's gonna be so funny! Can't wait!

1416 days ago
3.

Jones1234    

Hey Sem, you forgot to put "FAKE" and "GAY".
No wonder you're a bottom.

1416 days ago
4.

Doug    

What A LOSER

1416 days ago
5.

Jay Singer    

You should have had Letterman's mom as your first guest but we all wish you the best and will be watching.

1416 days ago
6.

snowwhite ginger    

Say, that bearded Nutcracker, reminds me of someone, changed jobs recently, ...

1416 days ago
7.

boone     

Who Cares.. Print this.I bet u dont. Dont like obrien,never have.When he took over The Tonight Show,I stopped watching until Jay finally came back. Big names u say?,Where? Lady gugu and justine bieber,PLEASE.. Like Obrien,Talentless. I'm starting a website about all the talentless people out there and how fake they are. Seeing them live,they SUCK.. Like T.S.,J.B.,L.G., etc.... Again,Who cares... Since they lowered the Bar on talent,anyone can get a career in the music business, It's SOooo Sad...

1416 days ago
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JAMES LAKOVISH    

i agree with #4 doug, conan is loser not funny, rateing will go down and will be out of another job

1416 days ago
9.

whiffer    

the best thing about this guest is that he will still get higher ratings that leno.

1416 days ago
10.

smb    

May all you Co-nuts/Co-nasses bathe in his inane ugly hyperactivity. Gross. You all are sad specimens of humanity.

1416 days ago
11.

julie    

I love Conan, hope he gets great ratings.

1415 days ago
12.

The Yankee Diddler    

I never could understand the Conan attraction. What's his credentials? He isn't funny, has no special talent, is rather homely...whats's the draw?

1415 days ago
13.

moveover    

All you fair weather Conan fans better actually watch him and get your fill of him THIS time around because he probably won't be on the air that long before he gets cancelled and fades into oblivion for good!

1415 days ago
14.

zanie    

sounds dumb to me... Conan should retire ... Pleeeeese!

1415 days ago
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Jerry    

Jay probably won't sleep all weekend when he finds out that Conan can attract guest like the Nutcracker Woman. Rumor has it that Conan is in negotiations to bring us "The Lawnmower Man" in his first week as well. That should ensure his ratings remain at never before seen levels for the whole week.

I am concerned that if his ratings are somehow below Jay's that it will be because it's Daylight Savings weekend and millions of his fans will miss his first show because they fail to reset their clocks!

1415 days ago
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