Jay-Z vs. Aziz Ansari vs. Kanye: Who'd You Rather?

Jay Z should stick to the clip on bow ties if he can't properly tie them....

sooooo...death is not an option?

Hands down Kanye.

#2 @sara Good one! lol

How about untimely death?

HOW ABOUT: I'D RATHA JUST HAVE ALL THEIR MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though Kanye is the best looking of the bunch he'd be my last choice. Although "no one" would be my top pick.

Who are you kidding? Jay-Z hands down. The best artist out there. Plus, who has the most money????

Kanye is right up there, but Jay-Z is connect in everything.
Don't hate.

Kanye West... OMG I'd rather pull my own fingernails out slowly... He's awful, eeekkkk awful..

Can anyone say, "give me door #3 please???" I wouldn't pick either one, especially JayZ. I'm surprised he stills kick it in Vegas since his club close down in Vegas before making it to its 1st yr anniversary. Just to show everyone in Vegas really doesn't care for you bruh. That's what he gets when he stepped over the smaller businesses to get his business permit rushed to open the 40/40 Vegas club to ring in the 2008 new year. Karma's definitely a beoitch!!

Lets see here:

JayZ has talent.

Aziz is funny.

And Kanye is a racist.

The good news is the first two will still be relevant for many years to come. The racist will six feet under.

I can smell the body odor by just looking at that photo.

#17 Your moms an ape. A fat stankin one at that

why is Kanye wearing a Crip rag? Won't that (hopefully) get him shot by some keeping it real OG Blood?