Lindsay Lohan Tweets -- 'I Would Never Steal'

I would never do drugs

I dont even drink

Thanks. It's been awhile since I laughed so hard I cried.

Exactly
The store just wanted publicity
Lindsay is a victim

I don't eat "tacos" either ROTFL

The coke isn't mine. The jeans aren't mine.

Careful of what you say, Lindsay.

I'm rooting for ya, but don't sound like a fool

Yeah, sure, and the moon is made out of cheese...

Lindsay needs to go back to Long Island and live a normal life and FORGET about a Hollywood career. It is not going to happen! Who would go to see a movie she is headlining? It is too bad she does not have decent people in her life to tell her this. Sad, very sad.

We would never believe you, Lindsay---in case you are wondering.

She's stolen a bunch of **** and has been caught lying a zillion times.

yea it would probably be best to be silent because nothing she tweets will be well received.

Guys, Im fine to drive I swear I've only had 2 beers. Its totally cool.

SURE, LINDS! WE BELIEVE U -- not!

just like your "missing" $400k ELLE-uk NECKLACE ...

the FUR COAT ... your drug taking ... LIKE U DIDN'T
realize" Sam Ronson LIVED NEXT DOOR. ETC ETC

That's why her criminal defense attorney just got done making a public statement stating the LieHo would admit to being a thief in exchange for a favorable sentence.

Only in Lindsayland.

4. Exactly
The store just wanted publicity
Lindsay is a victim

Posted at 4:38 PM on Feb 10, 2011 by Nicole

I agree! I believe her, and I really hope she doesn't prove me wrong. Also, maybe it's just because I've never been to court, but I saw no problem with what she wore.