Charlie Sheen -- I've Got ADVICE for Lindsay Lohan!!
Charlie Sheen believes he can HELP Lindsay Lohan ... and this morning he called in to "The Dan Patrick Show" to offer up some guidance ... seriously.
2/16/2011 1:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Was the advice to do a porn? I hear he has connections in the industry and a house just waiting to be lived in.
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work on impulse control - this from a guy who 'impulsively' trashed a NYC hotel room?
Moved a mark so he could stand up - okay - guess that's his story and he's sticking to it.
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omg, that was too funny. Did he seriously just tell her to work on impulse control?? lmao!!
You know, this guy, as long as he's not hurting other people... well.... i just can't care what he does. It's bad for his kids, though, so these women that chose to make babies with him are going to have to deal with all that.
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I like the part where he says that he sometimes asks the director at work to move his mark so that he can lean on a piece of furniture so that he does'nt fall over and pass out!!!LMFAO " That's a seasoned professionals move" he continues LOL
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1) Don't ever, ever let them take photos of your actual teeth;
2) Don't ever, ever pay an ugly hooker 30K for nothing
3) Don't ever, ever admit you have a problem with drugs/booz
4) Don't ever, ever go to an actual rehab facility
5) Don't ever, ever think about what a fool you look like to everyone but you.
6) Don't ever, ever listen to anyone who tells you somethign you don't want to hear
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Yes... two weeks off the substances and Mr. Sheen is an expert and giving out advice? Excellent.
Get real, Charlie... you need at least 24 months before you should even open your mouth to try to help others.
Ramble... ramble... ramble.... rambling on with useless advice.... "impluses?" Right, Charlie.... like you know all about them.
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