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4/1/2011 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ got hold of a ticket to Charlie Sheen's one-man show, and TicketMaster is hedging its bets if Charlie goes off the rails.

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When you read the fine print on the back of the ticket -- standard language -- it sounds a little like a dice roll, because if Charlie doesn't show up, the ticket holder would only be entitled to a refund if the event is not re-scheduled within a year of the original show date.

So ... if Charlie is a no-show at one of his concerts, what are the chances he'll do a make-good concert within 12 months?  God-dess only knows.

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Bob    

The real story, the one you chose to ignore, is that most of the tickets were sold to resellers who are now selling them at a loss. Told you so.

1216 days ago
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Tony    

He said it was a record breaker and they sold out minutes after they announced the shows. Then he comes back 2 days later on twitter spamming everyone to buy tickets. What the **** is up? Did you sell the tickets in minutes or not? It's ****ing confusing. What the **** do you want me to do if you sold out of the ****ing tickets? I can't ****ing buy them if they're sold out Jack-ass.

Stop filling my ****ing email with spam if you're sold out crack-head. **** off.

1216 days ago
18.

Mike    

@harvey is my daddy

Nice joke, but he's gay.

1216 days ago
19.

Chaps    

LMAO

Ticket prices are already plummeting! This news will make them worthless!

1216 days ago
20.

Truth    

MORONS... JUST WAIT FOR THE FREEBIE YOUTUBE VERSIONS THAT NO DOUBT, WILL FLOOD THE NET. WHO THE EFF WOULD BUY A TICKET SERIOUSLY.

1216 days ago
21.

Chaps    

Tony - Tell us how you really feel!

Yeah, the Skeenk needs a "social intern" so he can spam everyone even more!

Isnt that what we need is more Skeenk Spam?

1216 days ago
22.

Helen     

He has mores shows that he scheduled in alot of other cities since the sold out announcment was made.Thats why there r more tickets available.

1216 days ago
23.

Chaps    

Lindsay Lohan is going to be so pi ssed, she is usually the one ripping people off!

1216 days ago
24.

MIDNIGHT TOKER    

go on ebay..you can pick them up cheap.
then go see a doctor and find out whats wrong with you for even wanting to see it

1216 days ago
25.

Chaps    

All the scalpers are trying to dump tickets on whatever sites are available, ebay alone has 1800 tickets starting at 99 cents!

So those sold out shows arent actually - sold out.

1216 days ago
26.

Helen     

By the way, no I wouldn't buy a ticket to see him I would rather watch a movie with him in it than see a risky show that he has never preformed.

1216 days ago
27.

Sammie    

charlie's going to tank.

1216 days ago
28.

Raejean    

My violent torpedo of truth says....fizzle and kaboom!

Maybe the ticket sales are really a collection plate to pay for his rehab...or funeral?

1216 days ago
29.

Chaps    

Check it, since "Violent Turd Torpedo Tour" tickets are non refundable if Chuckles is a no show, expect his tickets to be kept by the scalpers so they can chalk it up to experience.

Thanks for the lesson, Choo Choo Chuckles!

1216 days ago
30.

ksis    

Uhmmmm...So what exactly IS the big news AND the problem? Anyone buying the ticket can read, I presume, so they can read the notification and decide whether to buy or not.
Seriously...find something worth being called "EXCLUSIVE". LOL!

1216 days ago
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