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4/1/2011 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ got hold of a ticket to Charlie Sheen's one-man show, and TicketMaster is hedging its bets if Charlie goes off the rails.

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When you read the fine print on the back of the ticket -- standard language -- it sounds a little like a dice roll, because if Charlie doesn't show up, the ticket holder would only be entitled to a refund if the event is not re-scheduled within a year of the original show date.

So ... if Charlie is a no-show at one of his concerts, what are the chances he'll do a make-good concert within 12 months?  God-dess only knows.

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31.

Sammie    

Um..hello? Tickets to his shows did not sell out at all, ever. As of this week, 28% of tickets for Detroit were still available with the majority originally sold to resellers in the first place, not the public. And...the 'hot' tickets that included a meet & greet with Sheen haven't sold at all so the whole story of selling out was just a bunch of BS Sheen and his little buddies worked up in some dark bathroom or something.

1219 days ago
32.

Chaps    

Betcha if he got Lilo to perform on stage with him ala Amsterdam style the tickets would start selling again.

Could she be his special guest?

hmmmmmmmmm

Would just be business as usual for him, but for her, something new...

1219 days ago
33.

poloplayer    

THATS THE REASON I DID NOT BUY IT.RATHER SPEND IT TO JAPAN RELIEF AS THEY NEED EVERY DOLLAR/YEN:-)GOOD CAUSE, BUT CS IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK FACTOR!! SECONDLY WE WILL NOT FINANCE HIS ADDICTIONS

1219 days ago
34.

Chaps    

Um..hello? Tickets to his shows did not sell out at all, ever. As of this week, 28% of tickets for Detroit were still available with the majority originally sold to resellers in the first place, not the public. And...the 'hot' tickets that included a meet & greet with Sheen haven't sold at all so the whole story of selling out was just a bunch of BS Sheen and his little buddies worked up in some dark bathroom or something.

Posted at 7:53 AM on Apr 1, 2011 by Sammie

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So - yer not sayin Chuckles was out to punk scalpers and his fans, whilst he prepares to devolve into a mental mess on stage?

Chooo Choooooooo Charlie!

1219 days ago
35.

Fred Farkel    

I have some news for you DOLTS:

I couldn't get Charlie tickets last month because I didn't get into Ticketmaster within the first ten minutes that the tickets sold out.

OK. No problem.

I'll just buy them at a broker near Detroit.

Uh, right??

Wrong.

SO HERE IS THE REAL STORY FOR YOU IDIOTS WHO KNOW EVERYTHING:


FOR CHARLIE'S SHOW - TOMORROW, APRIL 2 AT THE FOX THEATRE IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN... THERE ARE NO TICKETS - REPEAT NO TICKETS AVAILABLE.

Thank you.

1219 days ago
36.

Chaps    

Well then go somewhere where you are wanted Raymoundo! Like Charlies trailer, he's feeling kinky and wants a hummer!

1219 days ago
37.

NelsonH    

...and gravity is real? I can't believe it. 100% standard condition of most ticket purchases. This tour will tank, don't get me wrong, but searching for stupid stories -- Come on.

1219 days ago
38.

Chaps    

"FOR CHARLIE'S SHOW - TOMORROW, APRIL 2 AT THE FOX THEATRE IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN... THERE ARE NO TICKETS - REPEAT NO TICKETS AVAILABLE.

Thank you.

Posted at 7:58 AM on Apr 1, 2011 by Fred Farkel"

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Pretty farking lame "Social Intern" attempt!

There are dozens and dozens available on ebay alone!

1219 days ago
39.

Jody    

Since Charlie is in love with the sound of his own voice and wants as many people as possible to know he is a WINNER, he will likely show. He loves the attention.

1219 days ago
40.

janet    

C'mon people. This is no surprise. This is an old PR trick. His shows never sold out in 18 minutes. According to promoters Sheen has tons of tickets not sold.

Why pay for ticktes when we have all seen his schitck over and over again for free, he has not said anything new at all just them same old stuff just in different words.

Sheen gets the money up front and if the shows tank or he cancells shows the ticket holders are stuck.

Sheen pulls that crap he is the ultimate TROLL. Hope he doesn't.

1219 days ago
41.

Chaps    

Oi Roy,

I feel sorry for ANYONE caught up in the Violent Turd's Tornado of Doom.

1219 days ago
42.

Chaps    

Since most of the ebay detroit tickets have no bids, and some are marked "fire sale", it sounds like Chuckles stock is tanking!

NOT sold out! FIRE SALE!

1219 days ago
43.

Fred Farkel    

"FOR CHARLIE'S SHOW - TOMORROW, APRIL 2 AT THE FOX THEATRE IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN... THERE ARE NO TICKETS - REPEAT NO TICKETS AVAILABLE.

Thank you.

Posted at 7:58 AM on Apr 1, 2011 by Fred Farkel"

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Pretty farking lame "Social Intern" attempt!

There are dozens and dozens available on ebay alone!

Posted at 8:03 AM on Apr 1, 2011 by Chaps

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Oh. Another internet jack-off crying FAKE???

OK. Then please dial:

Big Time Worldwide
4000 Town Ctr Ste 55
Southfield, MI 48075

(866) 645-4233

Tell them that there are "thousands of tickets" on ebay for 99 cents. Of course - since that company is in the ticket business and really really wants to sell tickets for tomorrow - he just MAY suggest that the ebay ad is FAKE and someone is trying to sell a million 99 cent tickets.

Go ahead and call.

And as Charlie would say...

"LOSER"

1219 days ago
44.

Chaps    

Farking Checkit, scoreboard, dude!

I could call your mother, I'm sure she doesnt have any either!

But ebay sure does, and on fire sale too!

http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=sheen+detroit+tickets&_sacat=0&_odkw=sheen+detroit&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313

1219 days ago
45.

shelley    

Regardless of what Tickemaster's policy is..Charlie WILL BE A NO SHOW to these 'shows' and if someone paid to see him, then they deserve to lose their money.

1219 days ago
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