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4/1/2011 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ got hold of a ticket to Charlie Sheen's one-man show, and TicketMaster is hedging its bets if Charlie goes off the rails.

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When you read the fine print on the back of the ticket -- standard language -- it sounds a little like a dice roll, because if Charlie doesn't show up, the ticket holder would only be entitled to a refund if the event is not re-scheduled within a year of the original show date.

So ... if Charlie is a no-show at one of his concerts, what are the chances he'll do a make-good concert within 12 months?  God-dess only knows.

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91.

Fred Farkel    

RR:

Just to prove that as an avowed atheist... and 30 year husband to an extremely popular porn actress who shot many of her DVDs about a mile from Chalie's house right there on Mullholland Drive (last DVD near Charlie's house was "MILF's Night Out" go look it up)... and an equally avid follower of The Dalai Lama... AND ticket holder to Charlie's show tomorrow - just give me the word and I will cancel my date and you can sit next to me.

Why, you ask???

Because YOU need to have some FUN and I REALLY don't care about the broads anymore. All that was a lot of fun back then. And I survived. But Uncle Fred is tired now and I am going to see THE MAN and then go home.

Unless of course - you still want to call Uncle Fred a fake... :-O

1198 days ago
92.

Amy    

Let's just say that if you are going to pay money to see this idiot sit on stage and smoke cigarettes while repeating his stupid "winning, duh" you're stupid to begin with! So don't worry if he doesn't show up, it's not like you're any more stupid than you were to begin with.

1198 days ago
93.

cochino    

yet ANOTHER desperate attempt by TMZ to get some hits to this every growing advertising site.

If you say it's "standard language in every ticket" which yes it is, then where is the story?

TMZ has fallen victim to its own success. Less and less celebs are hanging out in public nowadays so TMZ has less and less *honest* reporting to give its public.

Sad and desperate.......

1198 days ago
94.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

You already thanked for time and attention in the other thread. Why are you posting the same thing twice? That's making double time and attention you're asking for.

And is it that hard to get Fred's point? He's enjoying Charlie's humor. It's witty. Original. Immensely entertaining. A humor people can go along and identify with, in contrast to mediocre and repetitive TV shows. Simple as that.

Posted at 11:13 AM on Apr 1, 2011 by Raymond

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I reposted an excerpt of my original post - so don't read it twice.

:-)

Just because I may not agree with Fred's choice of how to spend his time and money does not mean that I don't understand why he is making that choice.

1198 days ago
95.

NobodySpecial    

Nice to see that Snoop Dog is whoring himself out again. Is there anything he won't do for a few bucks. That stupid group of kids "Big Time Rush" just put out there auto-tuned album and the big selling point is "featuring Snoop Dog". Snoop will do anything today, he has lost all of his cred. I'm not surprised he ended up shilling for Charlie on his first night, it helps bring in the idiots who think that Snoop is still hard core rap.

1198 days ago
96.

Fred Farkel    

Nice to see that Snoop Dog is whoring himself out again. Is there anything he won't do for a few bucks. That stupid group of kids "Big Time Rush" just put out there auto-tuned album and the big selling point is "featuring Snoop Dog". Snoop will do anything today, he has lost all of his cred. I'm not surprised he ended up shilling for Charlie on his first night, it helps bring in the idiots who think that Snoop is still hard core rap.

Posted at 11:32 AM on Apr 1, 2011 by NobodySpecial

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I heard that our Detroit radio station Channel 9-5-5 got some whack job to sing the National Anthem... but I think the announcement today that Snoop was coming to the show is an April Fool joke.

1198 days ago
97.

rico    

YOU WOULD HAVE TO BR AN IDIOT TO PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT NUT CASE.IN THIS ECONOMY DOSE'NT PEOPLE HAVE BETTER USE OF THIER MONEY.

1198 days ago
98.

janet    

Sheen got his money up front. Let's see what the reviews are like.

Should this show tank, Sheen is going to have alot more to worry about than just some pissed off fans.

1198 days ago
99.

Chun LI    

Agree with # 6 and 14.Who would pay money to see this loser?

1198 days ago
100.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

RR:

Just to prove that as an avowed atheist... and 30 year husband to an extremely popular porn actress who shot many of her DVDs about a mile from Chalie's house right there on Mullholland Drive (last DVD near Charlie's house was "MILF's Night Out" go look it up)... and an equally avid follower of The Dalai Lama... AND ticket holder to Charlie's show tomorrow - just give me the word and I will cancel my date and you can sit next to me.

Why, you ask???

Because YOU need to have some FUN and I REALLY don't care about the broads anymore. All that was a lot of fun back then. And I survived. But Uncle Fred is tired now and I am going to see THE MAN and then go home.

Unless of course - you still want to call Uncle Fred a fake... :-O

Posted at 11:19 AM on Apr 1, 2011 by Fred Farkel

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Dear Uncle Fred,

Thank you for the invitation - seriously - but I wouldn't even consider being the cause of your date not being able to join you. Besides, I already have plans for the weekend.

No fear, I hope to have fun :-). I hope that your expectations of fun are met as well.

You don't have to prove anything to me - and IMO, anyone who does think that you own them proof is not worth your time and trouble, anyway.

Thank you also for the self-disclosure in the last paragraph. Its not my place to comment - but I will at least respond in kind.

As an OLD hippie, I understand what you mean about surviving, being tired, and experiencing changing interests. Doesn't mean that we can't still enjoy supporting what we prefer in life.

That said, even as a YOUNG hippie, I wouldn't have enjoyed Charlie's sense of humor or style as much as some people seem to. I get it - its Just not my thing. Too aggressive and coked up. As Sarah Silverstein said, I am more of a stoner. So, that's not how I would spend my money - then or now.

"To each their own, said the old lady as she kissed the cow :-)."

1198 days ago
101.

sylvia38    

Get these awesome Charlie Sheen's winning shirts @ http://visualtees.spreadshirt.com/

1198 days ago
102.

janet    

Harvey TMZ really miss the Gibson/Ox story.

1198 days ago
103.

Fred Farkel    

Raymond: I will tell you man - it has been a good life. The only diffence between Charlie and me was that me and my peoples PULLED THE SHADES, CLOSED THE DRAPES, COLLECTED THE CELL PHONES, AND NOBODY LEFT THE PARTY UNTIL THEY SLEPT FOR A DAY AND TOOK A SHOWER.

Yep. Right up there on the tiptop of Mullholland.

I really hope I can shout out to you all tomorrow night. To be honest - we don't have this much fun in Detroit very often.

But tomorrow - we be having a good time in the D.

1198 days ago
104.

happilywed    

How much coke can Charlie Sheen snort?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

1198 days ago
105.

TexasAnn    

Somebody actually paid $63 to see what TMZ gives away free?

1198 days ago
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