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Charlie Sheen -- First Stop, Motown!

4/2/2011 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen arrived at his hotel in Detroit at around midnight last night as he gets ready to kick off his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show" tour.

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Instead of a tour bus, Charlie gets around the country on a dragon that runs entirely on troll blood.

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46.

LInda    

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1215 days ago
47.

clintharless53    

Charlie is a genius. He maintains top billing in the news and TMZ. Best of all he is having FUN with it. All the Haters, cannot wait to see what Charlie does next. Charlie you give me LOL alot.

1215 days ago
48.

tom    

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1215 days ago
49.

CC    

Charlies tour bus/plane is easy to spot. They're both shaped like douches.......

1215 days ago
50.

Zaidi    

King of Trolls!

1215 days ago
51.

jayne    

If he looks so bad, then how did he inspire 20 artists to create the beauty behind the Hyaena Gallery show? AND all of the art in the exhibit sold out prior to tonight's opening reception.
oh wait, i know how...because he's still WINNING!

1215 days ago
52.

HawaiiKaiChica    

SHUT UP YOU TROLL A-S-S CLOWNS. YOUR ROCKS ARE GETTING COLD, NOW CRAWL BACK UNDER THEM AND SNUGGLE! CHARLIE SHEEN IS MULTI TALENTED AND HE WILL DELIVER A QUALITY ENSEMBLE SHOW! SO UNLESS YOU PAY YOUR MONEY TO SEE HIS SHOW, YOU HAVE NO REASON TO MAKE COMMENTS ON SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE F-U-C-K-I-N-G CLUELESS ABOUT. NOW SHUT IT!

1215 days ago
53.

teamsheen    

TRANSMISSION DELTA. TROLLS PREPARE TO BE VANQUISHED. YOUR END IS BEGINNING. NAY SAYERS AND BLOG WRITERS EAT YOUR WORDS. THE GRAND HIGH MYSTIC RULER WARLOCK FROM MARS IS APPROACHING. STANDBY AT Q QUADRANT. T-MINUS 10 AND COUNTING. YOUR SAVIOR WILL ENTER CARRIED ON THE SHOULDERS OF 8 GODDESS. TROLL EARS AND TEARS WILL BE THROWN AT HIS FEET AS HE MEETS THE STAGE.

THE WAR IS BEING RUN BY FOUR STAR CLOWNS WHO WERE GETTING READY TO GIVE THE WHOLE CIRCUS AWAY. LAUNCH TORPEDO OF DEFEAT - TRUTH IS NOT AN OPTION. COMMENCE DESTRUCTION OF ZEN QUADRANT. FIRE FIRE FIRE. BOMBS AWAY. GRAB A DRINK AND GET WASTED. BUY TWO T-SHIRTS GET THE AUTOGRAPH FOR FREE.

COMING THIS CHRISTMAS TO AUSTRALIA AND NEW YEARS IN EUROPE. ON SALE SOON. END TRANSMISSION.

1215 days ago
54.

jayne    

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1215 days ago
55.

tessa    

Charlie's looking rough. Surrounding himself with yes people is not going to end well. They'll yes him straight to death.

1215 days ago
56.

rainbow4321    

He looks like a sickly old man.

I give him 2 or 3 cities and we will be hearing that he is suffering from so called "exhaustion" (aka not selling tickets or just tired of having to actually work for a lot less money than he used to make) and pulling out of his shows or "rescheduling" them.

1215 days ago
57.

Joe    

Charlie should not go out in public without his teeth.

1215 days ago
58.

CC    

Beat your wives, do drugs to the point you are no longer able to control your behavior over time, let your kids hang out with porn stars and dopers, continue to treat your ex-wives like sh_t, unable to form lasting relationships with those that are closest to you, get fired from your job after threatening your bosses = Charlie Sheen's "WINNING". No thanks, but thank you Charlie for making hanging with the trolls trendy and fashionable. Wish you all the "SUCCESS" on your tour you deserve.

1215 days ago
59.

jayne    

you don't need teeth to consume tiger blood ya jackhole

1215 days ago
60.

frankies mom    

Go get em Charlie!

1215 days ago
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