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Charlie Sheen -- Greetings, Earthlings!

4/2/2011 7:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen greeted his human fans as he made his way into the Fox Theatre in Detroit for the opening night of his tour.

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The show starts tonight at 8:00 PM -- first indecipherable, rambling diatribe begins at 8:01 PM. 

 

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91.

Tree    

Posted at 5:53 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by Raymond
yes only 51 minutes late, we know what he was doing backstage, getting some encouragement from "lady coke"

Posted at 5:55 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by thosetmzguysarehotiwanttodothemallnotharveythoug


2 bad none for the audience maybe they not mind waiting so long almost an hour late really get the mood going huh???????

1198 days ago
92.

Lori    

Hey ...where ya goin' Ray Ray and Kpuss? Well, I guess they were called upstairs by mom to eat dinner...so sad, basement living sucks huh Ray Ray?

1198 days ago
93.

Scott    

Who's mad ksis? U really think we care what u think? This is highly entertaining watching you and raymond make azz's out of yourselfs LOL

1198 days ago
94.

diogenes    

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/04/02/charlie-sheen-tour-review/


Charlie Sheen on stage in Detroit NOW: We're at the show with live updates!

1198 days ago
95.

JR    

"Hopes he breaks a leg. :)", me too, literally.

1198 days ago
96.

Tree    

Seeing you clowns rage is pretty amusing.

Posted at 6:01 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by Raymond


would b pot - kettle ray ray but ur the only 1 here not having a party good laugh right now ksis has left the haus bed bye late over there in poland

1198 days ago
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Dee Dee M.    

@103
The only ones eatin it are the morons that actually paid $$$ to watch this train wreck.

1198 days ago
98.

Anya    

Who opened for him.... Britney Spears?

1198 days ago
99.

diogenes    

"Hopes he breaks a leg. :)", me too, literally.

Posted at 6:06 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by JR

agreed

1198 days ago
100.

Tree    

"I am finally here to enlist and train the Vatican assassin in all of you." Chuckie Cheese in the D

2nd thought ray ray & ksis maybe u 2 shuld b shakin in your boots at all the "rage" around you here maybe chuckie the clown isn't the only 1 who knows how to harness and direct that rage....

1198 days ago
101.

Tree    

CS only came on stage to tell people to chill, he had to finish his makeup and hair? And he will b rt back!!!!!

Posted at 6:12 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by therock

yeah slick professional huh really worth the big bucks

1198 days ago
102.

Dee Dee M.    

Had to finish his hair & makeup? lol He should have started at noon then don't ya think?

1198 days ago
103.

MoonDust    

9:13 – Sheen: “They took my awesome children… They took my sometimes bitchin job… And when they thought there was nothing left, they tried to take my titanium heart and brain and spine. But they could not.” It’s all pump-up, no narrative.

9:10 — Sheen’s promises are largely incomprehensible: “Freedom from monkey eyed…sweat-eating whores. Freedom from the dour and sour taste of malignant reproach… I’m a giant and leaky bag of mayhem.”

hahaha, what is he trying to say?

1198 days ago
104.

MoonDust    

LifelineLive: When booed, Sheen responded, "Too bad. I already got your money." [via Twitter]
Saturday April 2, 2011 9:20 LifelineLive
9:21 LifelineLive: Time for another video. [via Twitter]

1198 days ago
105.

Tree    

"They told me you gorgeous humans sold this bitch out in 18 minutes... What took you so effing long?" CS

believes his own pr? people who bought tickets close to the date from resellers know better he cant think they buy his **** can he ???

1198 days ago
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