"Ashton, we can't change the name of the show, you're going to have to learn fractions."
You just read the WINNING TMZ photo caption contest entry ... submitted by commenter "James Harbinson" -- who just scored TWO classy TMZ t-shirts!!!!
Fear not non-winners ... we'll have another captions contest again VERY soon ... so keep checkin' back to the site!!!
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