Sylvester Stallone My Pen Is Ridiculously Ugly

11/12/2011 12:02 AM PST

Sylvester Stallone -- Ridiculously Ugly Pen Designer

Sylvester Stallone has successfully crafted an unforgettable pen -- unfortunately, it's only unforgettable for its uniquely, umm ... ugly looks. Oh, and it costs $5,000!

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