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Sylvester Stallone

My Pen Is Ridiculously Ugly

11/12/2011 12:02 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Sylvester Stallone has successfully crafted an unforgettable pen -- unfortunately, it's only unforgettable for its uniquely, umm ... ugly looks. Oh, and it costs $5,000!

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Strokadellic    

What a misleading photo considering Sylvester Stallone is illiterate.

1045 days ago
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Attalina    

Who the hell physically writes anymore? Hasn't the Internet and word processing programs made the pen an extinct concept?

1045 days ago
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B    

This is such a randomly weird (and yes, UGLY) product. I keep noticing how daintily he is holding that macho pen.
Chaos! The fashionable way for warlords and drug dealers to manage their books and gouge out their enemies' eyes.

1045 days ago
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Waverunner9    

I used to sell this brand. They are quite the luxury product....... and the hardest item in the store to sell. (CEO's, company Pres., etc.) They're limited in production, hand crafted and each has it's own serial number as well as huge price tag. They also are the "official" pen producer for Ferrari sports cars. Go figure. Bet this makes everyone's xmas list for sure, especially in this economy.

1045 days ago
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coathanger    

My "Pen is" Ridiculously Ugly.

1045 days ago
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Stiletto    

Steroids and hookers that won't laugh...neither come cheap.

1045 days ago
7.

MikeD    

Really RAD ! By the way, has anyone noticed how much the Face of Mussolini Looks Like Berlisconi? I mean Really !

1045 days ago
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Raxtoren    

tmz is obviously controlled by homosexuals and women.
Sure, I would never fork over 5000 for it, but how much crap doesnt celeb women buy/sell without anyone of you mocking it?... look at Paula Abdhullas jewelerys etc.

1045 days ago
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Muppet    

Who doesn't have better things to spend their money on? A $5000 pen? One would have to be crazy to buy one!

1045 days ago
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the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Though I would never waste $5000 on pen, I don't find the pen ugly. Why do you think it's ugly, TMZ? Because has skulls on it? Skulls are always in.

1045 days ago
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ahahah    

my pen is huge

1045 days ago
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jack-55d79    

Stallone is not stupid, IIRC, he's slightly on the right of the bell-curve. The pen, however, looks like pre (or at least very early)-Renaissance depictions of Hell and the Black Death. With none of the relevance, and none of the historical charm. It actually fits in with half the expensive stuff sold in high end boutiques because it has requisite lack of taste and fat wallet needed to buy it. Maybe Nick Cage will buy one to use it as a butt crevice scratcher. Handy when eating steak with his mammoth handled idiot-knife, while wiping A1 sauce off his jowls with €500 notes and $100 bills.

1045 days ago
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Sandra     

What a piece of junk!!

1045 days ago
14.

stu    

Do u know how many sunglasses i lose/break every yr!

1045 days ago
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BigBoyBC    

Stallone can write? I didn't think he could read, let-alone write...

1045 days ago
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