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Taylor Swift

The ONE Hit Song

She'll Never Ever Write

8/31/2012 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Taylor Swift is notorious for her songs about exes -- so we penned a tune she could sing ... IF she was the chick suing Kris Humphries for giving her herpes. Luckily for Taylor she is NOT that girl ... so enjoy this twisted slice of imagination.

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wuxewab    

I heard that other chick has a new strain of canarial disease. It's called cherpies. It's untweetable.

786 days ago
2.

static    

It's tough to get chicks with hairpiece.

785 days ago
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Gary    

Keep it up KMZ....soon you will be as hated as the Krapdashians...you seem very desperate to bad mouth Kris.....yet you praise the porn pee queen Kim....

785 days ago
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moe    

Taylor SUUUUCKS!!! She cannot sing! Her *music* is bloody awful!

785 days ago
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tiff321    

she needs to grow up on her music like really your 22 years old and sing songs about every guy u dated soooo 12 years old for me. your still young and finding the right one is not going to be that easy. so take my tips taylor your music sounds the same to me come up with something diff!!!!

785 days ago

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