Taylor Swift The ONE Hit Song She'll Never Ever Write

8/31/2012 4:00 PM PDT

Taylor Swift is notorious for her songs about exes -- so we penned a tune she could sing ... IF she was the chick suing Kris Humphries for giving her herpes. Luckily for Taylor she is NOT that girl ... so enjoy this twisted slice of imagination.

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