Born – February 6, 1985
Minneapolis, Minnesota, U.S.

Basketball player, former Mr. Kim Kardashian, punchline.

Played for the Utah Jazz, Toronto Raptors, Dallas Mavericks, New Jersey Nets, blah blah. Let's get to the part where he marries Kim Kardashian, cuz that's the only reason anyone cares about this guy.

Had a 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashian, which was totally NOT a publicity stunt just to get two fame whores a little attention. Not even slightly. But maybe a little.

Is referenced in a Kayne West song, in which Kanye threatens to have Jay Z (co-owner of the New Jersey Nets) drop Kris from the team cuz of his marriage to Kim K. But instead actually doing that, Kanye decided to just start banging Kim instead.

Kris Humphries Says Kim Kardashian Marriage 'Not Fake,' Split Was Brutal

Kris Humphries Unloads Beverly Hills House for $8.25 Million (PHOTO GALLERY)

Kim Kardashian's Starter Home With Kris Humphries For Sale (PHOTO GALLERY)

Kris Humphries' Sister -- Here's What I Think of My Kardashian Bridesmaid Dress ... (PHOTOS)

Kris Humphries -- STRAIGHT PIMPIN' ... Clubbin' with 5 Chicks

Kris Humphries -- Apologizes for Shot at Bruce Jenner ... 'I Was Too Vague'

Kris Humphries During Bruce Jenner -- 'Glad I Got Out When I Did'

Kris Humphries -- Taunted with 'Kanye' Chant ... During NBA Game

Kris Humphries -- Still Rockin' Celtics Gear ... After Trade to Wizards

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West -- Happy 73rd (Day) Anniversary!!!

Convict Who Claims Affair with Kim -- He's a Scumbag, Lawyer Says

Dentist Tries to Make Killing Off Kim Kardashian's Mouth!