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Courtney Stodden vs.

Alleged 'Wife Swap' Hooker

Who'd You Rather?

9/5/2012 2:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0830_courtney_stodden_mugshot_launchBuxom child bride Courtney Stodden just turned 18 (EIGHTEEN!) and has been offered multiple deals to do porn, while orange 20-year-old former "Wife Swap" star Alicia Guastaferro (seen here in her glamorous mug shot) was just arrested for alleged prostitution last week.

Question is ...


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1.

CN    

Are you serious? That's not a plastic doll on the right? And an iguana on the left?

591 days ago
2.

Blue Lake    

Courtney needs to get away from whoever told her it was a good idea to look so pathetic. Drop the hair dye, hooker makeup, implants and horrendous wardrobe and be a teen. I wonder if she'd look OK if she scrubbed her face? That might save whatever career she has. But she needs to dump that creepy husband and her mother.

591 days ago
3.

Yup    

TMZ, from now on, please have a "Neither" option available. Because I don't have sex with slutty hookers like these 2...

591 days ago
4.

Gimmedap    

Definately the hooker.

591 days ago
5.

Jordan    

I would rather commit suicide.

591 days ago
6.

kicksroute66    

The child bride

591 days ago
7.

tilly     

there should also be a box for NONE OF THE ABOVE in these choices. Both are disgusting and how can we vote for that.

591 days ago
8.

soberandsmober    

Ahhhhhhh [throws hands up in "Do the Right Thing" style]. That's like asking: who'd you rather, Pee Wee Herman or Bobcat Goldthwait? Julia Childs or the two fat ladies? Harvey Levin or Joe Francis? All the same, different PR teams.

591 days ago
9.

Mr. X    

I echo the comments by others that they should be a 3rd choice.

How about we call it....BACON?

591 days ago
10.

sean    

Congrats to Courtney on being the world's only 18 year old who was born in 1968. Quite an achievement.

591 days ago
11.

Jackie    

No wonder TMZ douches you're gay cause your taste in women suck.

591 days ago
12.

Criss    

Neither. They're both nasty skanks!

591 days ago
13.

Poor Leno    

I might would pay a homeless guy to f-u-ck them both with his dirty rotten penis, that had not seen water or soap in a year..

591 days ago
14.

Bob    

Who'd you rather? Why is that always TMZ's question? Who'd you rather what? Get an STD from? Look like? Have plastic surgery to look like? Wonder if they have good genes or good doctors? Why isn't...neither and/or bad genes ever an option? We need more choices TMZ if you want us to tell the truth !

591 days ago
15.

♥TMZ but ...    

18 going on 45

591 days ago
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