'Honey Boo Boo' -- Hollywood Pool Babes Better Redneckonize!

They should hire these idiots to do shows at Sea World.

Damn, oil slick in the pool! That's gonna screw up the pipes for sure.

Which pool? Drain. Bleach. Scrub. Rinse. Refill.

People keep calling this family white trash but there's a difference between rednecks and white trash.

rednecks = almost always working class, very rough around the edges people yet still have a certain sense of morality or "class" and usually look out for each other. Can be fun to hang out with.

white trash = crude, disgusting, no morals, often law breakers, usually on drugs, always arguing, brawling and throwing each other under the bus. Hell to be around for more than a minute. More a state of mind than anything to do with money but they are usually found at either extreme of the social scale - ie either welfare cases or trust fund kids.

The boo boo's are more rednecks white trash would be more the Lohans and the Hiltons.

Another pool, eh? Maybe Big Mama found that pool chemicals help to keep the gnats off the forklift foot.
I"m sure it's helpful with the neck rust.

Does this kid attend a school?.....I honestly HATE parents who use their kids for a pay day. I would like to see her on her way to school. SMH

That poor little girl doesn't even know how to handle the paps yet. She waves to them. Poor thing. I hope someone is looking out for her.

I LOVE them!
And i love 'em even BETTER in H'wood, 'cuz they are ALL that H'wood is NOT, and prospering because of it!
(BTW--smart celebs DO wave to the paps...why not?)

This is just their introduction to the "good life" The rest of the production schedule goes as follows, make over of the century,lets follow the journey of Rednecks to Hollywood glamour, watch it here folks.

Pool boy for a turd check.
Pool boy for a turd check.
Pool boy for a turd check.

The fat slob and her inbred little pig are staying in a U-HAUL in back of the hotel.

I liked the mud pit pool they had at the redneck carnival. At least it wasn't a chlorine bath. I wonder what they are doing in Hollywood. It kind of kills the whole do***entary effect of their Georgia water parks.

Like when Jersey Shore started going all Hollywood, it killed the freshness of it a little bit. I wonder if that is why they cancelled the shows. It isn't just locals fighting for their right to party, now it is stars being stalked by rabid fans.

The Kardashians were already Hollywood to begin with, so they can't really get any more corrupted by it.

It's a sad day when a young child is so obese that she has adipose breast tissue. Please put this family back into white trash obscurity.

This reminds me of Caddyshack when all the employees had 15 minutes to swim in the clubs pool. If you never seen it google it.
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Phishie from Philly

After seeing this totally out of control, undisciplined fat monster and her narcissistic "all eyes on me" mother on TMZ yesterday I can barely look at a picture of that child without wanted to smack the shlt out of both of them. That is not a good feeling to have.