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Lindsay Lohan

XXX Parody Holds

PORN Star Search

2/26/2013 12:02 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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It's the most sought-after role in porn -- playing Lindsay Lohan in a "The Canyons" XXX parody -- so it's probably a good thing LiLo didn't set the acting bar too high ... or not at all. 

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Sam    

There goes Chapter 3 in Dina's memoirs. Maybe she can replace it with "From Rockette to Rags"

607 days ago
47.

Sam    

And now, because of my own epic faux pas of back to back comments, I will now be admonished (once again) for having no life, being a hater, and the piece de resistance, being jealous

607 days ago
48.

Sam    

Yes, it's that time again folks, grab your partner, cause it's time for the Black Check Mambo.

607 days ago
49.

bb    

I get the feeling they'll have a little difficulty finding someone with the authentic Lohan 100 year old skin, triple threatening to turn into quadruple chin, poultry ass lookin' lips, fake ass denture teeth, balding weave, negative butt and beer gut. Nahhh, they'll go with the sanitized version, like the girl on the right.

607 days ago
50.

DownSouth    

The should have Nina Hartley dye her hair red and cast her.

607 days ago
51.

ams165    

I wood pay to see Lindsay get a 10 nugga cream pie........

607 days ago
52.

Fluffy    

The porn actress is too pretty to be blowfish

607 days ago
53.

Elle    

The redhead looks more like Emma Stone than Lindsay.

607 days ago
54.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

lielo made minimum wage while destryong the "Canyons" but the Porn stars on that make the Kickoff from it will make more..in a shorter amount of Time...Ron Jeremy is now healthy let lim play the Deen part..while Nina Hartley play Lielos Part..

And about Andy Dick being chosen on DWTS...I think he was Cloer to being a Rockette Then Dina..even dustin Diamond would have acted and danced better..pretty bad when a Dyng show doesnt even want her turmoil

607 days ago
55.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Damn Lindsays wrinkles are like a sharpei with skin problems..she needs to swim in shrink cream. and dunk her green snail in it too..what a raisin on steroids

607 days ago
56.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

first have the Porn actress swim in the fountain of old age and terrible living..next give her a gumball yar of ambiens and a gallon of Lowgrade cocaine...make the costar look disgustited to be in the same room as her..and have her look for her cell Phone for half in hour while looking lost and stupid...Make is a silent movie..No one wants to hear that wolfman jack Voice

607 days ago
57.

Suzy Q     

Is this casting going to include A BJ Off?


Or will she just teach her style to the winner of this oh, so coveted role (I can't stop laughing because the people that watch porn don't give a dmn about the so called plot.)


Or will The BJ Off go underground to the damp, seedy underbelly of one of the Turbanator hotels? (Free towels)

607 days ago
58.

kitnplayn    

Putting Lindsay's picture next to a fresh, clean young actress who is not addicted to drugs and alcohol, really makes Lindsay look like a used up old hag. You are so done. I would be happy if I never saw a Lohan again.

607 days ago
59.

feelicks    

linsday looks like heath leger as the joker. tmz should put a side by side pic.

607 days ago
60.

Dr Samuel Weiscrak    

Someone pissed in Andy's corn flakes this morning. And judging by the comments it might have been LiLo... LOL

607 days ago
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