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Lindsay Lohan

Know a Good Lawyer?

3/1/2013 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Be warned Lindsay Lohan -- your lawyer sucks! That's basically what the judge in her lying-to-cops case said this morning ... right to her attorney Mark Heller's face. Michael Lohan calls in with a fascinating tip on who should replace Heller.

Plus, Octomom fully tripping in a video shot right before she went to rehab. Octo joins us to explain ... turns on the waterworks, and drops some shocking allegations about her former manager.

And, Kanye West unloads his multi-million dollar bachelor pad in LA -- aka he "got rid of his black leather couch." Confused? Charles will translate.
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(0:00) Lindsay Lohan's attorney Mark Heller makes a fool out of himself today in court -- and the judge lets him have it. Michael Lohan calls in to join in the dissing.
(7:00) Michael Jordan may have an illegitimate kid -- but there's something fishy about the situation.
(10:00) Octomom calls in to explain the crazy video we got of her going bananas in a hotel room -- and she gets extremely emotional while throwing wild allegations at her former manager.
(18:00) Justin Bieber's latest cry to attention -- going shirtless in London.
(21:00) Harvey goes off on the state of U.S. politics -- and reveals his controversial plan to oust everyone in office.
(23:00) Kanye West unloads his badass bachelor pad in LA.
(25:00) Apple honcho Tim Cook makes another speech -- and Apple stock plummets. What's so different about him and Steve Jobs?
(28:00) Cher and Fergie wear the most ridiculous fur outfits you've ever seen.
(30:00) Mark McGrath's music cruise gets canceled -- and it may have something to do with the infamous "poop cruise."
(33:00) Seal's got a new lady -- the next in a long line of newly single stars getting back on the market.
(35:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Octomom's manager calls in to refute her wild claims.
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Majestik    

Well, entertaining fun bunch. I'm off before more Karstoogian garbage. May you all stay safe and enjoy your weekend. I'll see you all back here on Monday same bat time, same bat channel.
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Cheers all.

537 days ago
32.

Mike    

Ok, give me a freaking break Harvey. Your Idol Obama came up with the stupid sequester and has been lying ever since he took office. He is spending us into the poor house way faster than any president ever has. Bravo to anybody that stands up to his phony antics.

537 days ago
33.

Internet Tough Guy    

Is Kanye giving up his gay porn collection for Kim?

537 days ago
34.

Paul    

You have a community organizer sitting behind the big desk in the Oval Office. You were expecting things to turn out well?

537 days ago
35.

Paul    

Apple stuff is too expensive.

537 days ago
36.

hi    

The black chick with the big mouth, is she still working at TMZ? I haven't seen her in a while.

537 days ago
37.

D-INCARNATION    

I wonder why Charles is sticking up for Seal ?

537 days ago
38.

Gloryg7    

Send Lindsey to jail.... Do not pass go, do not collect $100 simply go to JAIL! SKANK LOSER!

537 days ago
39.

~catty~    

This is entertainment! 👍

537 days ago
40.

~catty~    

LOL NOT!!!

537 days ago
41.

Loren Henry Vasquez    

she is just beautiful, I don't know what else to say,except I wish her the best...
Loren...

537 days ago
42.

Tim    

Here is one thing you can do about sequester rage. Follow the link and sign the petition.http://wh.gov/v0xn

536 days ago
43.

MaachoMaan    

If the judge voiced any personal opinion about Mark Heller, that judge ought'a be removed from the bench....for such a complete lack of professionalism! It's bad enough, the fact that Superior Court Judges are so incredibly overpaid (starting at about $300,000 a year). Then you get an idiot like the one handling this "Lohan" case, and they wanna "showboat" for the media. Bust open your hefty pocketbook judge, dip into that small fortune you have, and buy yourself a clue!

535 days ago
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