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Charlie Sheen

The Loch Ness Monster Is

Afraid of Me!

7/13/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen claims his latest co-star was a total no-show simply because they were too afraid to face the awesomeness that is Charlie Sheen. That co-star? THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. 

As TMZ previously reported, Sheen and a few pals traveled to Scotland to see if they could get a look at the infamous creature ... but walked away with nothing. 

Now Sheen tells TMZ the one they call "Nessie" was not beast enough to come out and play with the Warlock. He explains, "Clearly the monster labeled 'Nessie' stayed both hidden and ashamed as it knew deep in her own ancient heart to be NO match both in mythology or reality, to a Beast known throughout the Highlands, the Lowlands, and the Badlands, by one bone-chilling word: MaSheen."

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31.

maintboy    

try using mouth wash and a tooth brush nessie dosnt like crappy breath

411 days ago
32.

NOT ELMO    

Oh CharLIE !

411 days ago
33.

Realist    

Charlie Never Fails To Bust Me Up! I Wonder What It's Like To See The World Thru His Eyes...But, Just For An Hour...My Brain Couldn't Take Anymore Than That!!

410 days ago
34.

Pamela    

Why is Sheen let out alone?

410 days ago
35.

Reg    

Lurve Carlos.

410 days ago
36.

Mike    

In other words Charlie is in the midst of another manic phase.

410 days ago
37.

cobrazombie    

Nessie doesn't do drugs.

410 days ago
38.

Sheen Is An Asshole    

It probably just doesn't want to catch your herpes, Charlie. (And your HPV. And whatever other incurable viral diseases you've got cooking. Gross).

410 days ago
39.

a long time Leno fan!    

LOL
The awesomeness machine known as Ma'Sheen strikes once again.. :D

409 days ago
40.

FESTA    

Or maybe "Nessie" had far too much cordiality to risk scaring him.

408 days ago
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