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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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151.

DB216    

Lord Jesus it is YOU...

384 days ago
152.

JB    

I know I put my weed in Leviticus......or was it Corinthians?

384 days ago
153.

Jonda    

"I should wake up and read this"!

384 days ago
154.

Jon    

How did Katt Williams' Escape Vehicle get into the the corner of DMX's room...? I bet they could both ride at same time, and still be under the weight capacity for that scooter!

384 days ago
155.

Noelle777    

Earl 3:16 It's dark and Hell is hot.

384 days ago
156.

chris    

i have no idea what i'm doing

384 days ago
157.

Pat    

"i thought i left a crack rock in romans :( "

384 days ago
158.

Southflgirl    

"Quick, take the picture. It's burning my hands"

384 days ago
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jerry johnson    

(Read aloud) "Yea tho I walk thru the valley of def...I will fear NO EVIL, Na-mean! Thy ROD...and thy STAFF shall comfort me! ARF! ARF! (read syncopatically)

384 days ago
160.

brooklynskullcrack    

Chillin' wit Da Jesus Book!

384 days ago
161.

jerry johnson    

(read aloud) "Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of def...I will fear NO EVIL! Na-mean! Thy ROD and thy STAFF shall comfort me! ARF! ARF!" (read syncopatically)

384 days ago
162.

Allen    

"There's got to be a loophole somewhere in this book."

384 days ago
163.

kewi85    

*Grabs bible* Ayo! And then Jesus said KNOCK KNOCK open up the door its REAL!!!

384 days ago
164.

Pinkyrock    

DEAR LAWD, I come to you humble and tired. WITH MY CHILDREN'S TOYS and a bible.....

384 days ago
165.

Frank    

I know I put my " Get out of Jail free Card " in here somewhere

384 days ago
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