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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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268 COMMENTS

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181.

Bill Mc    

Excuse me... Mr X, your parole officer will see you now.

393 days ago
182.

Andrew Arch    

And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you.

393 days ago
183.

leanne    

Thou shalt not have more arrests than teeth.

393 days ago
184.

Jacqueline    

Leadeth me not into temptation Lord, I can find it myself.

393 days ago
185.

Izzy    

God gunna make me lose my mind up in here up in here!

393 days ago
186.

Izzy    

God gunna make me lose my mind up in here up in here!!

393 days ago
187.

mike    

i hope that little "dump truck" doesnt open up and drop what ever is left of DMX's career on his shoulder.

393 days ago
188.

blord7777    

Wait a minute...This isnt the Bible with the liquor bottle hidden in it !!!

393 days ago
189.

mike    

i hope that litle "dump" truck does open up and drop what ever is left of DMX's career on his shoulder

393 days ago
190.

Barbara    

Hmmm...Galatians 5:12 " Would that those who are upsetting you might also castrate themselves! " IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
[ This is an actual bible verse, thought it might be fitting. Im sure he is a little pissed at some people for being arrested again....lol]

393 days ago
191.

kitnplayn    

I'll just hold a Bible while I take my nap, in case a photo opportunity arises.

393 days ago
192.

blord7777    

It says right here, be not be drunk with wine...HA!!! jokes on them, I was drinking vodka...looks like I am ok with the big guy!!

393 days ago
193.

ChodeSlam    

Holy Bible - Rick James version

393 days ago
194.

Usagal    

Why is the book upside down?! ;p

393 days ago
195.

Brina    

You lied this book has no crack in it!!!!!

393 days ago
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