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Orlando & Miranda

Suddenly Single

But Still Unattainable

10/26/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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102513_orlando_bloom_launchOrlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr -- 2 of the most gorgeous beings on Earth -- are split up, but before single guys start rejoicing ... let's have a reality check.

Only 3 tiny groups of dudes have a shot with MK -- and you're probably not one of 'em.

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NOT ELMO    

MIRANDA KERR IS GORGEOUS BUT ORLANDO BLOOM IS AVERAGE REALLY...

361 days ago
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♥TMZ but ...    

come on
it was likely a contract she signed was paid $$$$$$ for x number of years to pretend she was in a relationship with him to be a beard whatever and now the contract ended
and they/agents have a meeting to decide is it worth our while to extend her contract or does his reputation/boxoffice potential need a boost perhaps a scandal will make him more marketable and thus make u$ more moolah
the entertainment business is organized crime and all about $$$$$$

360 days ago
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LetsBeReAL    

Orlando bloom gorgeous? He's an actor. I guess that helps him. If he wasn't famous and walking down the streets of NY or LA, would anyone point him out and be like "ohhhh that guy is gorgeous"? I don't think so. She's beautiful but she's still not no Adriana Lima or Gisele with that extra umpf of sex appeal. Just a pretty face.

360 days ago
4.

Dan Frederiksen    

Jesse James got Sandra Bullock so any man can get any woman basically..

360 days ago
5.

Meg    

Leo DeCaprio perhaps next?

360 days ago
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uniquesexpoint    

are you sexy men?
NEED Sex-worker?very hot like fire http://www.uniquesexpoint.com/

355 days ago

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