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George Clooney

Marry Now ...

Or Forever Hold Your Penis

3/20/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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They said it would never happen, but George Clooney finally found a woman -- Amal Alamuddin -- with something all the rest of have lacked ... credentials that put his own to shame.

So, if he doesn't marry this time ... it's never gonna happen! Yeah, we know. It's never gonna happen.

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BLUE UGLY 💩    

He'll never get married, deal with it

216 days ago
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Teresa andrews    

He has repeatedly said he doesn't want to get married. I don't see what the big deal is.

216 days ago
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shakedoggy    

he likes anal?? groce!

216 days ago
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Champagne Jayne    

Horhay Clooney is not getting married you silly TMZ writers.

216 days ago
5.

Bob    

Put his credentials to shame? He attended two universities, but never graduated...and she's a lawyer. Mmmm...Yeah, whatever.

216 days ago
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lili    

Spongebob will get his drivers license before George gets married

216 days ago
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WUNOTANG-SEXTAPE    

Scroll down this dudes ex-wife makes $72.00 per hr.Wow!

216 days ago
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franklyspeaking    

They all look the same.Y not just get a Real Doll?

216 days ago
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Googie    

If he doesn't - he doesn't. Case closed.

216 days ago
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Tammy LM    

wow, if Anne Hathaway had an older sister, this would be her ! lol

216 days ago
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TheRealDeal    

Why does TMZ have such a hard-on for George Clooney to get married? Stop obsessing about George, TMZ. You're embarrassing yourselves.

216 days ago
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awesomewave    

Clooney is smart. He doesn't want to get taken for half.

216 days ago
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CelebrityScum    

Credentials? It's TMZ make believe time.

216 days ago
14.

svt    

Keep Stroking...

216 days ago
15.

LRT    

It is what it is....he's GAY! Leave it alone

216 days ago
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