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George Clooney

Marry Now ...

Or Forever Hold Your Penis

3/20/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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They said it would never happen, but George Clooney finally found a woman -- Amal Alamuddin -- with something all the rest of have lacked ... credentials that put his own to shame.

So, if he doesn't marry this time ... it's never gonna happen! Yeah, we know. It's never gonna happen.

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