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NYC Strip Club to 'Melo

Free Lap Dances for Life

... If You Re-Sign w/ Knicks

7/9/2014 1:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Carmelo Anthony Re-Signs Knicks

NBA free agency just got real -- cause one of the most famous shake joints in the country is offering Carmelo Anthony FREE LAP DANCES FOR LIFE ... if he re-signs with the NY Knicks.

TMZ Sports spoke to Scores New York -- one of the top strip clubs in the world -- and they tell us that if 'Melo chooses to remain with the Knicks, they'll make it worth his while with the most sinful package of flesh pressing goodies ever. 

The Scores New York "Melo Love" package includes:

-- Free lap dances for life.
-- Judging  the “Dollars For Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition (15,000 scholarship in his name to the winner.)
-- A new drink called “The Melo Carmelo” to be served in the club forever.
-- His own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that would only cheer for Carmelo.
-- A topless charity basketball game in his honor (in which he could play) ... "where holding is not a foul."

Scores isn't the only strip club throwing some love Melo's way though, The Admiral Theater in Chicago -- another city seriously in contention for Anthony's services -- have their own ideas on how to get Melo in Bulls uniform.

The Admiral Theater's "Sign with the Bulls" offer to Carmelo includes:

-- A life sized portrait of him with various girls at his feet to be on display in the club forever.
-- A LaLa Anthony look-alike contest in the club that Melo and LaLa could judge as a couple.
-- Free driver service to and from the club forever.
-- 3 of the dancers from the club would tattoo 'Carmelo Anthony' on their bodies (they really said this). 

Of course, with reports surfacing that Anthony will announce he'll resign with New York -- the ladies at Scores better get ready to work! For more sports stories, check out tmzsports.com!
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Gymnast23    

Lol what a creative way to get a ball player to come to their city! Hilarious story, Van is the best at tmz!!!

50 days ago
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Aj walkin    

Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in nba history to quit because of air conditioner
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship
3.Dunked on by a highschool kid and then confiscate tape
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars
6.play on same team as his moms boyfriend
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 3 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoffs
13.Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. bronze 2004
16. Bronze 2006

50 days ago
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barracksobomabestpresidentever    

Lol

50 days ago
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Tarington    

Melo already gets free lap dances from his hooker spouse LaLa (yes, she's a hooker given she pals around with KarpTRASHians).

50 days ago
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Dawn    

Wow. They're really trying to ruin that guy's marriage.

49 days ago
6.

Abby S    

Melo is married he does not go to strip clubs!!!

49 days ago
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01void    

He most likely got more then lap dances from the k-klan fat a$$ hoe when she was with kris humphries

49 days ago
8.

BannedTriceIsNice    

Melo needs to focus on being a devoted father and husband for once. Ouch! Truth hurts.

49 days ago
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The610Kid    

I'd be sold right there, f*ck monogamy anyway

49 days ago
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sickwitit    

What can I say- I made him an offer he simply can not refuse. #SCORESNYC #NYK

49 days ago
11.

Skins    

Most overrated player in professional sports

49 days ago
12.

andrewlala    

Melo must have been to these places before

49 days ago
13.

gossipgirl    

Gee what lengths they will go to for a ball hogging way overrated player who takes way to many shots lol on the basket ball court that is lol

49 days ago
14.

Nestlé    

This is LITERALLY the dumbest thing I have EVER read.

49 days ago
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MADFLAVA    

Who gives a **** where he goes. He's a cancer to any team he's on.

49 days ago
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