Lindsay Lohan Boobs Demand Comeback Award

7/19/2014 12:02 AM PDT

Lindsay Lohan won the award for “Biggest Comeback” at an Italian Film Festival and delivered a heartfelt speech that happened to make ZERO bit of sense. It also makes no sense she even got the award ... since she’s had no comeback!

However, LiLo's ta-tas still look worthy of recognition.