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George R.R. Martin

I'm NOT Obsessed With 'Weenies'

... But I Love Boobs!

7/28/2014 12:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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George R.R. Martin says "South Park'" got it all wrong ... claiming he's NOT the wiener-obsessed old man he was made out to be ... he's more of a boob man!

The "Game of Thrones" creator decided to set the record straight at Comic-Con during an interview with Clevver News -- right after he admitted that he's never actually watched the famous "GoT" episode. 

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"I do have to say I've been told that my character on 'South Park' is obsessed about weenies. I have to deny this as a scurrilous rumor."

But what Martin says next is even more entertaining than watching Lord Tyrion bitch slap Joffrey.

Well, almost. 

13 COMMENTS

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kewljewl    

Huh? Really? This is some serious journalism here tmz. Great job

57 days ago
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Sexy Stig    

Don't you just love TMZ and their objectification stories of female parts so with that here comes the Devil's Advocate. Oooooohhhhh, yahhhhhhh, awwwwwahhhhhm, I am obsessed with one weenie and really obessed when it's erect . . . so obsessed I find myself doodling erect penises and testicles on all my work notes.

57 days ago
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politicallyincorrect    

Finally TMZ, back to the important stuff-BOOBS. To hell with the sand surfers in Gaza, Go get 'em Putin. Respect my a-thor-a-tie!!!!!

57 days ago
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There's a problem here    

Comic Con. Enough said.

57 days ago
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Tarington    

I'm a boob person so much so that I catch myself fondling them throughout the day.

57 days ago
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CpnObvious    

Anyone who isn't blind could have figured that out. Anyone saying other articles on here are non-news, here's your real non-news story. The old perv should just write for porn.

57 days ago
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TRUTH BE TOLD    

The new TMZ theme song.

57 days ago
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watzitooya    

Yikes!

57 days ago
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lourdgoogoo    

That Southpark episode was pretty funny, and it took a long time for the dragons to show up.

57 days ago
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cmg    

He is creepy.

57 days ago
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Aoife    

You spelled Therion wrong.

57 days ago
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PokeFangirl    

Who cares hurry up and find some inspiration to start writing the damn books so HBO can adapt them for the show.

56 days ago

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