Justin Bieber Sketchy 'Stache Attempt Unveiled

7/29/2014 12:02 AM PDT

Justin Bieber is going thin to win for his latest facial hair effort -- except it's definitely not winning.

Just this once Justin should absolutely say NEVER, and throw in the towel on growing a moustache, beard, or goatee. Actually, just use the towel to wipe it clean.