Taye Diggs Loves Singing About Everything in Target

10/17/2014 6:00 PM PDT

Taye Diggs wrote a song about loving pretty much everything he could find in Target -- baby kale, butter, fabric softener -- and then he sang it. Over and over and over and .... anyway ... watch the crazy video.

And Taye -- thanks, for the happiest/highest celeb shopping adventure ever!