Usher Sex Tape Hot Seller ... Out of Africa?

11/12/2014 6:00 PM PST

Usher and his ex-wife starred in their own sex tape -- which, like all sex tapes, was eventually stolen right out of his car. Now, a seller is shopping the ill-gotten homemade porn, but we've got a feeling this footage is headed to the land of Cleopatra and Simba.

Oh, and Ebola too.