Top 10 Bizarre Shia LaBeouf Moments in New Sia Music Video

1/7/2015 10:35 AM PST

Shia LaBeouf and his nude trunks are trapped in a cage for Sia's just-released "Elastic Heart" music video and ... well, it's as weird as it sounds.

Don't believe us? Take a look at Shia's 10 most bizarre moments.

10. What's Morse code for "Help!"?

9. Gotta escape Thunderdome!

8. Time to shave?

7. Jazz hands!

6. What exactly is he throwing?

5. Nothing to see here.

4. Please don't leave me!

3. Ouch, Charlie. That hurt!

2. Whack-a-mole!

1. Heeeeere's Shia!

Now lose your mind with the entire music video!