'Dirty Dancing' Fail Woman Face-Plants On Dance Floor

8/3/2015 10:30 AM PDT

This is what happens when you combine the docile tones of Celine Dion with the highflying dance moves of "Dirty Dancing."

This poor woman must have thought she was Jennifer Grey when she performed the acrobatic dance move to "My Heart Will Go On" … too bad for her the guy lifting her in the air wasn’t Patrick Swayze.

He should've remembered Kate Winslet's line from "Titanic" -- "Never let go."

Near … Far … Wherever you are … you need to watch this face smashing video.