'Gotham' Star Natalie Alyn Lind -- Fish & Raccoons Deserve Funerals Too, Y'know! (TMZ TV)

Batman’s new GF on “Gotham” ... Natalie Alyn Lind doesn’t just love bats, she also loves fish -- which is why she attended a funeral for uncle’s dead goldfish.

But that's not as weird as what happened to a raccoon in Toronto -- and that's not as weird as the guy who protects celebs from critters ... dead or alive.