Mary Carey Wasted and On the Prowl

3/12/2016 7:32 AM PST

Mary Carey is a hot mess ...  fresh from filing for divorce, she hit up Craig's restaurant, got ridiculously drunk, made out with a chick but expressed undying love for Johnny Manziel.

The porn star doesn't make a lot of sense, but she's fun to watch in an Amtrak sort of way.