Charlie Sheen Please Deliver Dog Poo To My Kid's Former School

Charlie Sheen has issued a call to arms against a school where his daughter was allegedly horribly bullied -- and Charlie's method of retaliation involves toilet paper and feces.

Sources close to the situation tell TMZ ... Sam -- Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' 9-year-old daughter -- had been attending Viewpoint School in Calabasas, CA. Our sources say a 9-year-old named Victoria made Sam's life a living hell. We're told Victoria teased Sam mercilessly about her skin, her looks, her hair, and even Charlie getting fired from "Two and a Half Men."

Sources say it got to the point where Sam became physically sick and could not attend class. We're told Denise had 3 meetings at the school to complain about the bullying ... to no avail.

During the third meeting last May, we're told Victoria's parents met with Denise and the parents insisted Sam was lying about the whole thing. That's when Charlie and Denise decided to pull Sam out of Viewpoint.

Charlie just went on a Twitter rant, saying, "If you have a rotten egg, a roll of toilet paper or some dog s**t, I urge you to deliver it with 'extreme prejudice' to the campus run by trolls and charlatans. Make me proud."

Charlie goes on: "And if you're feeling the 'show and tell' of it all, smear the s**t to spell one name on the front door: VICTORIA."

It's unclear what set Charlie off months after the fact. One source says it's because Sam has applied to several schools and the admission acceptance letters are about to go out.

We called Viewpoint ... they hung up on us.

Country Star Jason Aldean Hot and Heavy w/ 'A.I.' Chick ... Who's NOT His Wife

Country music superstar Jason Aldean got up close and personal with a former "A.I" contestant ... right in the open at a very public bar on the Sunset Strip. There's just one problem ... he's married to another woman.

TMZ obtained photos of Jason and Season 11 "A.I" contender Brittany Kerr taken on the crowded bar patio area at The Den on Wednesday night -- frequented by locals and tourists always on the hunt for celebrities.

In the photos Aldean and Kerr get very flirty ... hugging, touching each other and at one point it appears Aldean goes in for a kiss.

Aldean --- who performed this weekend in So Cal -- eventually left the bar in a cab without Brittany.

Here's the rub, Aldean is married to his high school sweetheart, Jessica Ussery, who he tied the knot with back in 2001 and they have 2 kids together.

We reached out to Aldean for comment several times but have not heard back. No comment from Kerr either.

Jason Aldean

'American Idol' Chick

Was A Drunken Mistake

Country music superstar Jason Aldean says his very open public display of affection with a former "American Idol" contestant -- who is NOT his wife -- was a huge, drunken mistake.

Jason released a statement today, apologizing for his indiscretion, after TMZ posted pictures early this morning of the country singer and "A.I." castoff Brittany Kerr getting up close and personal -- hugging, touching, and flirting at a very popular, crowded bar on the Sunset Strip (above).

Jason -- who has been married since 2001 -- says, "The truth is that I screwed up. I had too much to drink, let the party get out of hand and acted inappropriately at a bar."

He says, "I ultimately ended up embarrassing my family and myself." And then adds, "I left alone and that's the end of the story."

Kristen Stewart MAD She's the Fall Guy

Kristen Stewart has publicly shown remorse over her affair with her "Snow White and the Huntsman" director, but privately she is FURIOUS she's taking all the heat ... sources directly connected with Kristen tell TMZ.

Our sources tell us ... Kristen can't believe the public isn't painting Rupert Sanders as the bad guy. She's grousing that he's 19 years her senior and was "in a position of power over her" ... being a director of a movie she had just shot and presumably someone she was going to work with again.

Kristen is also incensed that she's being called the big cheater. Although she knows she shouldn't have done it because she was in a committed relationship with Robert Pattinson, she feels Rupert is in a totally different and far more culpable situation, being married with 2 kids.

We're told Kristen fears her career may be irreparably damaged -- something she believes she doesn't deserve as a 22-year-old single woman who made a stupid mistake.

Gold Medalist Nadia Comaneci 'MEMBA HER?!

Nadia Comaneci tumbled her way into the world's heart with her performance at the 1976 Montreal Olympics and was the first to be given a perfect 10 in an Olympic gymnastics event. Guess what she looks like now!

Celine Dion Sued for Screwing Employees Out of Overtime

Celine Dion and her husband are a couple o' tight wads when it comes to compensating employees at their massive Florida compound ... according to a new federal lawsuit filed by their ex-handyman.

TMZ obtained a copy of the suit filed by Keith Sturtevant Wednesday -- and in it he claims he was hired in March 2009 as a "warehouse manager" ... but says he also regularly worked at Celine and Rene Angelil's giant home in Hobe Sound, Florida.

According to the suit, Sturtevant fixed ice makers, cleaned house shutters, built stages, and ran miscellaneous errands for Celine and Rene -- and although he had a "manager" title ... Sturtevant claims he "did not have the power to hire or fire employees."

The suit alleges Celine and Rene "improperly and illegally designated [Sturtevant] as an exempt employee" -- allowing them to avoid paying the overtime ... which Sturtevant claims he's owed since he regularly worked more than 40 hours per week.

Sturtevant's suit claims Celine and Rene improperly slapped the "exempt employee" label on several other employees too. He's suing for all his back overtime wages.

We've reached out to Celine's reps for comment, but so far ... no reply.

Celine Dion

Disgruntled Ex-Employee

Turned Down $10k Severance

Celine Dion says the ex-employee who's suing her got more than enough cash to cover his alleged overtime -- and she says he turned down a $10,000 payout when he was fired.

TMZ broke the story, Keith Sturtevant -- a former "warehouse manager" for Celine and her husband -- filed a federal lawsuit ... claiming he was never paid overtime even though he regularly worked more than 40 hours per week during his 3 plus years of service.

But a rep for Celine tells TMZ, Sturtevant was "paid a handsome yearly salary that covered overtime for his services for three years."

In his lawsuit, Sturtevant says he originally made about $50,000 per year -- but eventually got a raise to $63,000 per year.

The rep also claims Sturtevant turned down a very handsome severance package -- vacation pay plus $10k -- when he was fired last month.

We're told Sturtevant got the boot due to poor performance.

Guess Who This Lil' Guy

TURNED INTO!

Before he was Hollywood's most sought-after friend -- he was just another kid growing up in Massachusetts. Can you guess who he is?!

Star's Stomachs

Guess Taut Tums!

These famous fronts are picture perfect -- can you guess which celebrities are the proud owners of these torqued torsos?

"Real World" Cast Members

THEN & NOW!

"The Real World" returns for its 27th (!) season tonight on MTV -- introducing the world to seven more "strangers," this time against the gorgeous backdrop of St. Thomas.

But before the big premiere, we wanted to take a look back at some of the stars from the show's first 12 seasons on the air. What are they up to now -- and which two house mates ended up marrying Hollywood actors?

JESSICA BIEL

The Bootyful Bikini Bottom

In case you forgot, Jessica Biel has the most ridiculously awesome ass on the planet -- and she reminded everyone while in Puerto Rico this weekend ... rocking the world's luckiest pair of bikini bottoms.

Reason #431 why Justin Timberlake's life is better than yours.

Kim K. vs. Rachey Ray

DUELING DRESSES

Kim Kardashian and Rachel Ray have both been seen in the same sexy Marc Bouwer dress.

While Rachel wore it last weekend to the Daytime Emmy Awards, Kim rocked it first back in January -- but who wore it better?

Vote in the gallery above and see which other stars have been spotted in wardrobe war!

MILEY CYRUS

Her Raciest Looks!

Liam Hemsworth was the one being honored at the Australians In Film Awards last night in L.A. -- but all eyes were on his fiancee Miley Cyrus, thanks to her revealing black dress.

19-year-old Cyrus has been making headlines with her racy outfits these days though. Check out some of her other eye-popping looks in the gallery above.

Guess Who This Lil' Guy TURNED INTO!

Before he was Hollywood's most sought-after friend -- he was just another kid growing up in Massachusetts. Can you guess who he is?!

JESSICA BIEL

The Bootyful Bikini Bottom

In case you forgot, Jessica Biel has the most ridiculously awesome ass on the planet -- and she reminded everyone while in Puerto Rico this weekend ... rocking the world's luckiest pair of bikini bottoms.

Reason #431 why Justin Timberlake's life is better than yours.

Former Female Pop Stars

THEN & NOW!

The Spice Girls reunited today in the UK -- making us long for the days when the videos for “Wannabe” and “Say You’ll Be There” were in heavy rotation on MTV.

See what the Spice Girls and more former “TRL” stars look like now!

Lance Bass to One Direction

SAVE YOUR MONEY!

The guys from One Direction shouldn't be blowing their new found fortunes on stupid things like Ferraris ... so says Lance Bass ... a guy who knows a thing or two about boy bands.

The former N'SYNCer was leaving Katsuya in L.A. last night when we asked about the photo of 18-year-old One Direction member Harry Styles toolin' around Bev Hills in a $200k Ferrari California.

Lance's advice ... "It's a terrible investment at this stage ... SAVE YOUR MONEY, SAVE YOUR MONEY!"

For the record, One Direction has only been around since 2011 and have only released one major album.

Bass has a financial plan for Styles -- check out the video ... and learn something.

BRITNEY SPEARS

The Shockingly

Normal Beach Day

Despite being one of the biggest celebrities in the world, Britney Spears still managed to enjoy a simple family day at the beach with her boys and her conservator/fiance Jason Trawick this weekend.

With no "X Factor" contestants to judge, Brit played in the sand and took pics of her adorable sons Sean Preston and Jayden James in Malibu on Saturday.

Believe it or not, even Britney can be normal.

Megan Fox Sizzles

Megan Fox Sizzles

Thanks to some brand new bikini photos, we feel pretty safe saying Megan Fox is definitely pregnant.

The actress showed off her baby bump in Hawaii, while husband Brian Austin Green kissed her belly.

Check out all of this summer's hottest swimsuit snapshots above!

Star's Stomachs

Guess Taut Tums!

These famous fronts are picture perfect -- can you guess which celebrities are the proud owners of these torqued torsos?

"Savages" Premiere Pics

Hot In Hollywood

The red carpet for the "Savages" premiere last night was the hottest event in town -- thanks to Blake Lively's skin-tight dress and some heavy PDA from John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston.

Check out the best photos from the red carpet.

Kid Star Willie Aames 'MEMBA HIM?!

Willie Aames is best known for playing the dreamy Tommy Bradford in "Eight is Enough" and Buddy Lembeck in "Charles in Charge." Guess what he looks like now!

MEG RYAN

Sells Crazy

Beautiful Mansion

Meg Ryan has just unloaded her spectacular Bel Air mansion for a huge price ... TMZ has learned.

Real estate sources tell TMZ ... Meg raked in $11,125,000 in the sale -- close to the $11,400,000 asking price.

Meg bought the 6,877 square foot mansion in 2000 in the middle of her divorce from Dennis Quaid. Her neighbors include Jennifer Aniston, Michael Bay, Berry Gordy and Darren Star.

The best news for Meg ... she made a killing. Ryan bought the estate for the very reasonable price of $8.6 million.

As for the lucky buyer -- he's Adam Bernhard, who just sold his clothing company for $270 million, so $11 mil is like a condo in the Valley.

Adam was represented by the Zelig of realtors, celebrity realtor Kurt Rappaport.

The Cast of "Roseanne"

THEN & NOW!

John Goodman celebrates his 60th birthday this week!

We’re marking the occasion by checking where the actor and his costars from the “Roseanne” are now, 24 years after the sitcom premiered.

See what Roseanne, Becky, Jackie and the rest of the family look like today.

NBA Ink

GUESS WHO!

As the NBA season is coming to an end, one thing isn't going anywhere -- can you guess which NBA ballers are the proud owners of these awesome (and seriously permanent) tattoos?!

Snappy Stars

SAY CHEESE!

These stars have flipped the script and put themselves on the other side of the lens -- check out how an everyday occurrence for these shutterbugs turned into an awesome photo op!

Summer Beach Bods

All The Hottest Stars!

Beach season is officially here -- and we have the photos to prove it!

Stars like Miley Cyrus, Joe Manganiello, Chris Hemsworth, Fergie and the cast of "Jersey Shore" have already stripped down to their swimsuits.

Celebrity Six Packs

Guess the Washboards!

Can you guess which Hollywood hotties are the proud owners of these taught tums? Check out all the man muscles ... if you can stomach them!

Celebrity Hair Wars

Short vs. Long Locks

Jennifer Lopez got a new summer 'do!

The sexy singer and "American Idol" judge showed off her much shorter haircut this week in Chile.

But does her hair look better longer? Vote in the gallery above and see which other stars have drastically chopped their locks!

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