The guys working on L.A.'s famously crowded 405 Freeway are all a bunch of lazy, unproductive pissbags who are SCREWING millions of commuters every single day ... so says legendary sitcom creator… READ MORE >
Born – October 18, 1952
Long Island, New York, U.S.
Birth name – Charles Michael Levine
Writer/producer/Charlie Sheen's nemesis.
Was a writer for "Roseanne," created a bunch of shows, including "Grace Under Fire," "Cybill" and "Dharma & Greg." Remember "Dharma & Greg?" No? Okay then, let's move on.
Created “Two and a Half Men" in 2003, then created a lot of bad press in 2011 when he got into a public feud with star Charlie Sheen. Fired Sheen, replaced him with Ashton Kutcher, hoped no one would notice.
Known for his vanity cards at the end of his TV shows, which he uses to share his thoughts on life and his hatred for Charlie Sheen.
Fun Fact: Co-composed the soundtrack to the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” cartoon. No, seriously.
Roseanne has gone nuclear on Ashton Kutcher and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, accusing them of joke stealing and calling Ashton a "f**king thief."Roseanne apparently caught wind of a… READ MORE >
Damage control on Angus T. Jones' vitriolic outburst against "Two and a Half Men" was a walk in the park ... at least in comparison to Charlie Sheen's epic meltdown last year -- so says CBS honcho… READ MORE >
Charlie Sheen isn't done blasting "Two and a Half Men" over the Angus T. Jones brouhaha -- now he's targeting show creator Chuck Lorre ... telling TMZ it's Lorre's fault Angus has suffered "an… READ MORE >
Charlie Sheen wasted no time attacking his former show during the premiere of "Anger Management" last night ... taking some not-so-veiled shots at "Two and a Half Men" during the opening scene.… READ MORE >
If casting Kathy Bates as Charlie Harper's ghost on "Two and a Half Men" was supposed to be an insult, it failed miserably -- because Charlie Sheen is telling friends ... he's "honored" Bates will… READ MORE >