Well, He Does Look Good in Yellow

Yes, you can add the defrocked Tour de France winner's name to the list of "girls" to be named "Today's Girl" on Maxim.com. He'll receive the honor tomorrow (August 10).

Maxim.com even provides visitors with a slew of entirely-plausible excuses for Landis' recent test results for high levels of testosterone, such as: "I got wasted the night before on a 12 pack of Testoster-Ale, Mennonites have huge balls (full of testosterone), Hulk smash urine sample judge... "