Paris Hilton has won the latest round in the bitch-off between her and Britney Spears, this time in the Super Bowl of commercials – literally.

Whereas Britney, as Gatecrasher reports, was given the full stiff-arm when she wanted to appear in the NFL Network's big-name, big-bucks Super Bowl ad, Paris is already "on board" to do the spot, along with Martha Stewart, L.L. Cool J, and others. "She's too much of a trainwreck," says an "insider" of Britney, and no doubt Britney's penchant for very public privates viewings late last year made league and network officials nervous.

And just to add insult to injury, guess who else the NFL Network wants for its ad? That well-known video vixen, former Attorney General Janet Reno.

Globe Job: JT Disses Little Prince, Sacha Praises Balls

Despite being one of the most predictable (and, frankly, snoozy) installments in memory, last night's Golden Globes still had some moments to put in the vault. Justin Timberlake, for instance, got some retribution against Prince when he crouched down to accept the award for Best Song on his Purpleness' behalf. At a party last August, as Us Weekly points out, Prince had scoffed at JT's hit "SexyBack," saying, "Whoever is claiming that they are bringing sexy back, sexy never left!" Later in the broadcast, Sacha Baron Cohen had the crowd convulsing with laughter when, with a somber face, he told the world that he had seen a "dark side" of America, referring of course to his "Borat" co-star Ken Davitian's man-bits and their infamous naked wrestling match.

Aniston and Cox Getting in "Dirt" Together

Is this really what's become of Rachel and Monica? Courteney Cox has lured pal Jennifer Aniston to appear on her new FX show "Dirt" – except the part she gave Aniston is her character's mortal enemy. Cox, of course, plays a superbitch magazine boss in "Dirt," and Aniston will be appearing in the season finale as, well, a rival superbitch magazine boss. The episode will mark the first time the pair has acted together since the end of "Friends."

Party Favors: Lohan and Francis Hooking Up? ... MLS May Bring Beckham in Early ... Jamie Foxx Needs the "N-Word"

Lindsay Lohan and Joe Francis have something going, says Page Six. The "Girls Gone Wild" impresario was by Lindsay's side during her appendectomy, and they've been hitting the Golden Globe party circuit together ... Now that David Beckham has officially been benched by his coach at Real Madrid, reports today suggest that Major League Soccer may try to bring him in for the start of its season in April, earlier than the summer, as originally planned. ... Jamie Foxx gave his audience at the Borgata in Atlantic City an earful the other night during a comedy set, report Rush & Molloy, including the fact that he "needs" the N-word "to describe certain things." Still, "white people, you can't use it."

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