Stealth Beer Belly
1/29/2007 7:51 PM PT
When you're enjoying a sporting event or concert, nothing kills the excitement like having to pay $10 for a beer. If only there were a better way.
The Beerbelly high tech beer dispenser is just what the alcoholic on the go ordered! If you're completely secure with your body image, you can wear this "belly" under your shirt, which resembles, well, a beer belly. It's the alcohol equivalent of a pregnancy suit, but instead of the miracle of life, you receive the miracle of inexpensive spirits ready to be transferred -- from one belly to another!
The next time you're in the stands rooting for your favorite team, the money you save with your new "Beerbelly" can go toward more important things, like hot dogs and nachos ... or a giant foam finger.
