Prince Frederic von Anhalt, the husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, has just filed court papers in Santa Monica, seeking to establish paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn.
The "prince" says he had a sexual relationship with the former Playboy Playmate in January 2006, when the baby was likely conceived, and says he will take responsibility for the little girl should it be proved that he is the father.
Von Anhalt held a press conference outside the court, where he called Smith's Bahamian wedding to Howard K. Stern "a joke," and in his own wacky way, explained that he understands he may not be the father. He said, "It could be me, it could be another three, it could be another ten, who knows? ... I know when I have an affair with someone I don't ask what you did yesterday and what you do tomorrow," and added, "those are the rules when you're in bed!"