We now have quantifiable proof that it's better to be O.J. Simpson than Paris Hilton. What is wrong with the world?
You can now buy t-shirts that read "L.A. Court Scorecard: O.J. 1, Paris 0" from the Cafepress.com website. Some might call it ironic that O.J. got away with murder, while Paris is serving time for driving when she wasn't supposed to.