This bizarre video from our buddies at Blank TV shows sexy mother of two Malora Hardin aka Jan from "The Office" -- crooning on stage during a semi-erotic Los Angeles cabaret performance.

"She gives him so much pleasure
When she cuddles up.
She's beautiful inside and out
And oh so soft to touch
He'd like to take her with him
Everywhere he goes
But she just stays at home
Fiddling with his balls...of string
Here, pussy
Here, pussy
Here pussy, come"

Who knew she had a cat?